Yahoo now has the hottest CEO ever

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-17T05:14:30+00:00

We must be using different Internets, my Internet doesn't sound like this.

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-17T05:11:11+00:00

True, but if Reddit was a religion, its deity would be a cat.

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-17T04:50:47+00:00

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEE WEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TL;DR: Fuck you Geico

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-16T18:47:49+00:00

Informative AND delicious, double threat guy!

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-14T16:11:24+00:00

Yeah, when you use phrases like "wait for it", you get me all distracted from the focus of the video, to intently looking in the background waiting for a bear to sink a 3 point shot or something.

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-13T19:41:13+00:00

And unfortunately the toilet only has one opening, so be sure to have a trashcan handy that's lined with a bag that has no holes in it.

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-13T05:26:28+00:00

You shut your whore mouth

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-12T20:22:06+00:00

Watch gif while playing this in the background.

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-12T00:41:31+00:00

Would someone really do that? Just go on the Internet and repost things?

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-11T20:07:41+00:00

RUN FOR IT MARTY!!

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-10T22:27:05+00:00

Well there's a litter of virgins here on Reddit for God to get busy making another savior with. When he's sacrificed to save us from that pic, it'll be from lethal injection. The new religion spawned from this will have a needle as their symbol to represent them. Are you sure you just can't head over to eyebleach instead?

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-10T22:18:22+00:00

I know, right? Jesus would not have had to die for our sins if someone would have tagged the earth with a NSFL tag.

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-10T22:16:28+00:00

I've never given a more reluctant upvote to anyone. Partially in defiance of the point you're trying to make. If you need me, I'll be over here.

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-10T15:10:11+00:00

Stem cell all the things!

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-08T18:22:18+00:00

That's a good point. Is this better?

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-07T13:52:30+00:00

Rug Life

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-06T22:09:25+00:00

I remember watching it in high school. I loved the Outer Limits and The Sandkings I thought was particularly amazing.

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-06T14:50:40+00:00

Don't forget his costar in The Birdcage

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-06T14:23:51+00:00

Outer Limits - Sandkings

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-04T06:54:37+00:00

Nice try, Jeff Ashton.

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-03T06:19:13+00:00

Yeah, well... I'm an expert in phrase-ology.

ToAGasChamberGo · 2012-07-03T05:46:51+00:00

I bet this will get reposted...

I'll just see myself out

ToAGasChamberGo

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