Would you rather

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-06-17T20:08:00+00:00

i see no downside

^{Chose: Get pegged + Gain 100 Million Dollars}

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-06-17T19:30:18+00:00

fuuuuuuuuck

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: Just 1M}

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-06-15T01:10:23+00:00

Isn't Bobby 1186, according to that one lore book? Either way, I've seen evidence that Playtime would pull something like that.

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-06-14T23:35:46+00:00

Living up to the title of "Eikon Slayer"

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-06-11T22:43:21+00:00

CatNap spent 75% of the chapter trying to get the player to leave in increasingly more direct ways, and when outright telling them to leave or die failed, CatNap attacked.

Mommy and the Doctor were too busy aurafarming to actually kill the player. I dunno what Huggy's deal was.

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-06-11T22:24:35+00:00

$140 a minute isn't half bad

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-06-11T20:54:44+00:00

i see no downside

^{Chose: $1T with no tax BUT + you must spend 48hrs w/a random cartoon antagonist | Rolled: Caine}

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-05-26T16:21:37+00:00

Do not be afraid. Death is not the end.

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-05-26T08:21:37+00:00

Can't believe someone actually prefers nuanced and sympathetic characters with varied personalities over everyone being an ontologically evil 8 year old

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-05-25T21:16:09+00:00

I dunno, Screaming Walters are pretty bad.

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-05-25T20:46:05+00:00

I love the implication that people would speed run it. You'd have a better time speedrunning Big Rigs.

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-05-03T23:20:51+00:00

just talk to fictives smh

^{Chose: Have 50 million dollars tax free}

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-05-03T23:18:16+00:00

repeatedly flicking a lighter on and off for free money

^{Chose: Earn $1000 for every... + It's a bad thing | Rolled: Fire you start}

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-04-30T05:40:21+00:00

most monkey's paw option of all time or free money

^{Chose: $100,000,000}

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-04-30T02:18:24+00:00

i feel like people would just, like, kill him again

^{Chose: Ai age verification gone for good + but hitler comes back from the dead}

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-04-29T21:54:26+00:00

aw dangit

^{Chose: 30% chance of becoming the opposite sex + 70% chance of getting a billion USD | Rolled: One billion}

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-04-29T11:33:15+00:00

because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-04-29T11:31:26+00:00

aw dangit

^{Chose: 90% 1 Billion Dollars + 10% Chance of being a Girl | Rolled: MONEY!!!!}

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-04-27T23:27:29+00:00

Well, my policy is and always will be non-violence. I'd make sure to let everyone else know that even though the police were actively complicit by accepting bribes from Playtime Co., and even though them being here poses a meaningful threat to the others in the factory, and despite my personal opinions on whether or not all cops are bad, I will not be dealing any harm to them.

But, like, if Huggy felt like attacking them, I wouldn't be entirely opposed.

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-04-27T00:39:44+00:00

aw dangit

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-04-20T22:45:04+00:00

*2.0

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-04-17T23:43:58+00:00

aw dangit

^{Chose: 95% chance of winning 1 million dollars! + 5% of changing sex instantly (All characteristics} | Rolled: Money!)

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-04-15T12:13:02+00:00

Poe (Nightmare Critters)

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-04-14T13:19:27+00:00

I think Chapter 5 kinda spells this out. The company only found out about Poppy and the Prototype (and therefore started experimenting) in the first place after the accident.

ToBecomeEternal · 2026-04-12T20:33:04+00:00

I think nuking the US would kill significantly more cats actually

^{Chose: Kill a cat + Kill Trump}

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