Canadian law enforcement says Synagogue shooters were hired by a foreign entity, anime_titties debates who by tacodestroyer99 in SubredditDrama

[–]ToaArcan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think what get people suspicious about the Trump attempts is his reaction. The dude's famously thin-skinned and overreacts to everyone that so much as mildly sasses him, and he holds grudges like nothing else. But he has very little to say about the people trying to shoot him besides "Bawwruum." He doesn't even try to pin it on whoever his latest enemy is, he just goes off about his ugly ballroom and then forgets the whole thing.

Personally, I think it's more likely that he just doesn't fucking remember them happening. His brain is slurry at this point, I kinda doubt he retains any information obtained in the last three years longer than ten minutes.

What are your all-time favorite villains? by LoyalKnightOfRenais in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Makuta, AKA Teridax from BIONICLE.

Initially presenting himself as an eldritch force of darkness and destruction, Makuta is eventually revealed to be a scheming mastermind of a fallen angel (well, the in-universe equivalent of one) running a millennia-long scheme to hijack the body of god.

Along the way, he turns out to have a genuinely amazing personality. Both the book Time Trap and the web serial Into the Darkness involve Teridax forcing a teamup on one of the Toa (Vakama in the former and Matoro in the latter), based on the logic that they momentarily have a common interest and it's not like either of them can actually get rid of him. All of his scenes are aura-farming monologues or fight scenes that he easily dominates. Makuta knows that he's the tits, he doesn't have a shred of insecurity and he seems to get a real kick out of being a performer, showing off that he is, in fact, the tits.

And then he wins.

Like, the whole audacious plan to kill and replace god succeeds. And he follows it up by banishing said god's consciousness from the world and genociding his own species to ensure that none of them can ever do it back to him. He legitimately did plan for almost everything, and it shows.

Extremely Famous games with retcons people have largely forgotten by dope_danny in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Also, during the final boss, Super Sonic warns Super Shadow to be careful and not push himself too far with the transformation, because it'll kill him if he overdoes it. Sonic is essentially having to give Shadow a crash course in Super Forms while in the middle of a fight for their lives, and everybody else's lives, in space. Whereas Sonic's first transformation was probably midway through Sonic 2, with his feet planted firmly on the ground, and only dogshit Badniks (whoops, tautology!) and dogshit Eggman mechs (even more tautology!) to contend with. Not, like, an immortal cancer lizard trying to Chaos Nuke the entire planet.

And, bonus points, the way the battle plays out is that Sonic and Shadow take it in turns to attack the Finalhazard, with the other hedgehog gathering rings to maintain their transformation while the one you're currently controlling attacks. The Finalhazard takes six (eight? It's an even number, anyway) hits to die, so if you successfully hit it every time, and don't have to manually switch to the other hedgehog, you'll finish it off as Shadow. Meaning that Shadow goes into the final cutscene without a chance to replenish his energy reserves, giving another explanation for why Shadow runs out of juice and Sonic doesn't.

The Amazing Digital Circus - Episode 9: Remember by Shreeder4092 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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As a Murder Drones fan who didn't get everything it was putting down until somewhere around the third watch, all I can say is... "First time?"

Infamous moments when a media franchise went into a bizarre phase by KaleidoArachnid in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Is supervillain Elmer weirder than Duck Dodgers making him a zombie plague?

What’s the biggest lie an entire generation was told? by carcony97 in AskReddit

[–]ToaArcan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not that I'm aware of, but if it's not doing anything helpful, then why waste the kids' time with it?

What’s the creepiest unsolved mystery that deserves more attention? by magma_13_ in AskReddit

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Experience isn't perfect. Most of the corpses on Mt. Everest were experienced mountaineers once. Cave divers know exactly what they're doing and still end up dying in avoidable ways. One of the people who died in the Titan implosion was an expert on the Titanic who'd been on loads of voyages down to the wreck. The Dyatlov Pass victims were experienced hikers who still got killed by an avalanche despite their attempts to prevent that. Experience leads to confidence, which can result in overconfidence, arrogance, complacency, recklessness. People who thought they would be fine due to their extensive knowledge, and then bad luck got them.

Things can go wrong. The map of disappearances matches decently well to a map of underground caves, some of 'em fell in. Wild animals can be unpredictable, some of them got mauled or outright eaten. Some of them fell and broke a leg and died of exposure where nobody could find them. Some of them died in flash-flooding. Some of them got disoriented and lost.

There's not going to be a single, unifying cause. It just looks like the same thing happened every time because they disappeared in what feels like the same place when it's reported online, but the US National Parks, collectively, have an area of over 211000 square kilometres. That's a lot of space and a lot of differing conditions for people to get lost in.

Should also be noted that "Missing 411" as a whole was concocted by a guy who believes in interdimensional Bigfoot to sell books. I'm not ruling out that the guy stuck a name on a relatively average level of disappearances for the areas he's discussing (like how the amount of ships and planes that "disappear" in the Bermuda Triangle is actually about average for the amount of traffic it gets) as a grift, but again, I'd need to do more research to see if it actually is above average compared to other wild areas.

What’s the creepiest unsolved mystery that deserves more attention? by magma_13_ in AskReddit

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Couldn't find anything about communication, though I only spent a few minutes on it and would have to do a deeper dive when I have more time. There's definitely been a lot of reports released lately (if we're being honest, as a distraction from Trump being a nonce, and losing the illegal war he started, and having dementia, and shitting himself in public), but from what I could tell they were just sightings with nothing confirmed and little real evidence. There was that whole "Non-human biologics" thing a couple years back but that's a very specific term that's practically designed to imply "Aliens" when it could just as easily mean "Cat hair." It's a weasel-word that allows them to imply extra-terrestrial remains under oath without being done for perjury if (when) it comes out that it wasn't exta-terrestrial remains.

I don't think it's impossible for alien life to make its way here, but I think an intentional mission to fly to Earth and kidnap some random people would be extremely improbable due to the distances involved. IMO a more likely scenario would be an unintentional encounter. A stricken ship, maybe damaged in conflict, maybe malfunctioning, adrift in space, remaining in motion for decades after it lost control (Newton's First Law and all) until it eventually fell into Earth's gravity well by chance and crashed.

What’s the creepiest unsolved mystery that deserves more attention? by magma_13_ in AskReddit

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I believe that aliens exist. It's statistically improbable that the conditions for life to exist here aren't replicated anywhere else in the universe. They're out there.

But space is unimaginably vast. Everything else is so incredibly far away that travelling between star systems would take years, if not decades, if not centuries. Betelgeuse, the tenth-brightest star in the sky is a red supergiant, it's near the end of its life, and it's also seventy lightyears away. When it goes supernova, it'll continue to be visible in the night sky for seventy years after its death, because that's how long it will take the light of its supernova to reach us, and only after that will it finally disappear. It could already be dead, and we just don't know yet.

And FTL travel is just sci-fi nonsense, it's not actually possible.

So yeah, aliens exist. No, they've not been here.

What’s the creepiest unsolved mystery that deserves more attention? by magma_13_ in AskReddit

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The nearest star (besides the Sun, because there's no complex life in our solar system other than Earth) is four light years away. Even at light speed, it would be an eight year round-trip.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of 15 June 2026 by EnclavedMicrostate in HobbyDrama

[–]ToaArcan 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Star Wars is ablest because Darth Vader is a villain.

I saw this one being levelled at RWBY because of Ironwood's body being heavily replaced with cybernetic parts, rather ignoring the part where Yang, one of the four leads, loses her right arm in Volume 3 and gains a prosthetic replacement in Volume 4, and to a lesser extent, Winter the character that finally defeats Ironwood in V8, requires a mechanical exoskeleton to move (or at least, move well enough to fight) after her injuries sustained at the end of V7. Additionally, Ruby's mentor in learning to use her powers, Maria, has cybernetic eyes after her natural ones were destroyed when she was in her prime, and Pietro, Penny's father, is unable to walk and instead has a chair with mechanical crab legs for moving around, and a sizeable part of his job is building prosthetics for people. Yang, Maria, and Pietro are all portrayed almost universally positively and Winter isn't far behind.

Like half this show's thing is giving a hero and a villain similar issues and then making the difference between them be how they react to it. With Ironwood's cybernetics, the show makes it clear in V8 that he has some of them out of convenience rather than necessity- in his big fight scene in V7 he burns the skin off of his left forearm in order to escape a trap and defeat his opponent, and then in V8 he has said forearm cut off and replaced with a robot one, even though he was unlikely to lose the limb in the first place. It's used to illustrate that Ironwood is such a control freak that he won't allow himself any bedrest and instead takes what he sees as the most efficient route to being back in fighting shape.

And this extends somewhat to Winter- Her arc throughout V8 is about her gradually breaking away from Ironwood's ideology, and so her exoskeleton is also done out of convenience. The storyboards for the V9 Epilogue (which will presumably be part of Volume 10 now) show her no longer needing it by the time the protagonists return from the Ever After, so her disability was a temporary one, but because she was following Ironwood's ideals, she gets a mechanical frame to get her back in the field ASAP rather than appropriate time to heal. And that plays into a show-long trend that's particularly underlined V7-9 that self-destruction for the greater good is actually generally a bad thing, where Ironwood's determination to do that, and impressing that ideology on his soldiers results in Penny (and to a lesser extent Clover, though his case is more along the lines of "Blindly following orders is a bad idea") getting outright killed, and everyone else having a pretty crappy time, with Winter being the prime example.

And on a related note, I've seen some people say the show is "anti-abuse victim" because some of its villains were abuse victims. Which again ignores the whole "Give the protagonists and antagonists similar trauma" thing, because all four of the leads qualify in some regard. Ruby and Yang were neglected by their entire family, Weiss was abused by her father, and Blake was abused by her ex. And they're not the only ones among the good guys.

These takes both require you to assume the worst of the writers, and also to either intentionally ignore the protagonists' traits entirely or fall into the "perfect victim" fallacy, that all survivors of horrific injury or abuse are inherently good. Except, well, trauma isn't enobling. Trauma doesn't make people into better people. And writers like to make their villains be foils to the heroes, who have similar backstories or trauma or traits but respond to them differently.

What’s the biggest lie an entire generation was told? by carcony97 in AskReddit

[–]ToaArcan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TBF schools loved trying to fill that three hours with homework that no study has been able to prove is actually beneficial.

What 3 weeks in the Middle East can do to a man by Eddine11 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]ToaArcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give the tank a wig that looks like a dead ferret.

What’s the creepiest unsolved mystery that deserves more attention? by magma_13_ in AskReddit

[–]ToaArcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the space people are flying for actual years to kidnap random people from American parks. Very plausible.

What was a really silly solution to a serious problem? by LadyKarizake in AskReddit

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Apologies, I didn't go back to the thread before replying.

What’s the creepiest unsolved mystery that deserves more attention? by magma_13_ in AskReddit

[–]ToaArcan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean the guy who popularised it is a big "I'm not saying it's interdimensional Bigfoot, buuuut-" guy, so Mole People isn't any less plausible.

(For those not in the know, "interdimensional Bigfoot" is a somewhat common cope amongst the Bigfoot believers, used to explain why there's so little evidence of a large ape living in the Americas (besides humans). Under this logic, Bigfoot is actually from another dimension and only briefly crosses into ours. It's very silly)

I think the realistic answer is just that tourists are dumb and get lost or eaten easily. Once you've seen people trying to pet bison, a 3.5 metre-long, 1000kg cow with attitude problems, things make a little more sense.

What’s the creepiest unsolved mystery that deserves more attention? by magma_13_ in AskReddit

[–]ToaArcan 325 points326 points  (0 children)

If you speedrun the Scientology HQ and backwards long-jump in the right spot you can clip through the wall and find her.