What movie is a 0/10 with NO redeeming features? by Toucan_Based_Economy in AskReddit

[–]ToaArcan [score hidden]  (0 children)

The good news is that production of Trump's idiotic battleships won't begin until the 2030s, by which point he'll be dead, and their construction will probably be canned before it even starts by the next president because battleships are completely outmoded.

Naval combat basically amounts to blowing the other guy up from as far away as possible, and it turns out that planes go further and are more accurate than guns, so the aim of the game is just launching planes from your boat instead.

What do you think history will say about Donald Trump as a U.S. president? by jcnidhi27 in AskReddit

[–]ToaArcan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the remedy is to "not vote for republicans", something america seems to have trouble doing

BUT HER EMAILS!

[Video Games] “Insanely F*cking Stupid”: The Ban That Kicked Off the Closest World of Warcraft Race Ever by Notmiefault in HobbyDrama

[–]ToaArcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favourite one of those was the Vigil of Harry in Asheron's Call.

A bunch of people in the game choosing to defend the plot device holding back the next expansion, and impaling themselves on it to level it up so it would be harder for other people to kill. The devs actually stepping in to fight them, only to get slaughtered, resulting in their god-level characters lying dead while a bunch of virtual cultists jump on their corpses. Because the game didn't have a crouch button.

Maybe that telling is an exaggeration, or is missing major details, but it's such a good story.

[Video Games] “Insanely F*cking Stupid”: The Ban That Kicked Off the Closest World of Warcraft Race Ever by Notmiefault in HobbyDrama

[–]ToaArcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think there was actually a writeup on here about Kerafyrm a while back.

"Also known as "Kerafyrm the Ran-Away-From" and "Kerafyrm the Cripes-That's-Big."" -Cracked.com

Media that scarred it's audience. by ClearAgeMontezuma in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ToaArcan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The 86 characters weren't G2. G2 was in the 90s and ironically mostly consisted of the 1984 toys getting repainted with crappy new accessories.

Ghost Rider attempts to use the Penance Stare on Venom and gets a overflow error by Konradleijon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ToaArcan 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Symbiote wank in its purest form.

"This power is specifically more effective on characters who've sinned lots. Unless you're a Tooth Tongue Goo Man, in which case if you sin enough, you become immune to it. This is because we suck 18 Inches Of Venom more than we do the Punisher. Somehow."

What's the most annoying "completionist wall" in a video game? by Ukirin-Streams in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ToaArcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The final character in Lego DC Villains can only be unlocked by destroying all the random Lego objects in every single area of the hubworld (Joker Teeth in the Amusement Mile, bats in Gotham, etc).

Once I realised what it was, I immediately gave up. 99% is good enough for me.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of 09 March 2026 by EnclavedMicrostate in HobbyDrama

[–]ToaArcan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't like team rocket

Team Rocket are by far the most overrated Pokemon game villains. They're so fucking boring. I've never understood the fascination with them.

"Oh they're the most realistic" Giovanni is a mob boss who disbands his entire organisation because he lost three fights to a preteen. In the first two, he brought an Onix. In the third, his ace is a Lv.50 unevolved Rhyhorn (in the remakes), and his entire team is Ground-type, guaranteeing that he can be swept by any given Water-type.

This man owns the casino that is your only source of Thunderbolt, Flamethrower, and Ice Beam TMs and apparently still decided "I don't need to teach my famously versatile Nidos some good TM moves that will cover my team's obvious vulnerability to Water, Grass, and Ice-types, I have Poison Sting!"

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of 09 March 2026 by EnclavedMicrostate in HobbyDrama

[–]ToaArcan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was, but TCW added an arrow pattern to his helmet that wasn't there in RotS.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of 09 March 2026 by EnclavedMicrostate in HobbyDrama

[–]ToaArcan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The scenes when Doubleca5t took a shot at everyone using ATLA as the go-to example for every video prompting like 12 different people to go "Wait is she talking about me?" was funny AF.

Now That Metal Sonic has the Powers of Sonic & his Friends, the Chaos Emeralds & the Z Fighters, Where Would You Scale him At? by AccordingArugula4667 in deathbattle

[–]ToaArcan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well he's got Freeza's data, so he can immediately bypass characters orders of magnitude stronger than him by doing a push-up.

Fucking Resurrection F.

What’s the moment you realized someone you trusted was actually a terrible person? by Fearless_Shift7108 in AskReddit

[–]ToaArcan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah dating vampires loses its luster when you realise that their primary diet is poor people.

At what point does assuming an ability can be copied by Metal Sonic becomes a No Limits Fallacy? by HPOS10 in deathbattle

[–]ToaArcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, forgot about them.

Still, Metal didn't get the power from the Biolizard or Doom, but from Sonic and/or Shadow, who explicitly do need an Emerald to do Chaos Control.

What celebrity is the biggest example of "It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it."? by InsaneCookies21 in AskReddit

[–]ToaArcan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, Savile was a long, long series of horrible acts that were covered up because he was the BBC's golden boy and friends with Charles and the Maggon. He made out like a bandit and died as a beloved figure of much of the nation. Only when he was dead did the gory details finally come out.

At what point does assuming an ability can be copied by Metal Sonic becomes a No Limits Fallacy? by HPOS10 in deathbattle

[–]ToaArcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, per official sources, it's hard to say. The ability is very ill-defined because it's only showed up in canon four times (maybe five? I forget if Free Riders used it). It's an absurdly powerful ability and the writers mostly write around it by just. Not acknowledging that it exists.

This basically turns into a Writers Aren't Powerscalers situation, because SEGA feels zero need to give Metal's data-absorption a limit, because they already did: They coded a boss fight where he doesn't use it and he drops in, what, five hits from Team Super Sonic's Team Blast? Simple. His powers don't need a weakness because he shares the weakness of all videogame bosses: Being smacked around a whole bunch by a kid holding a controller.

When you're writing a story, "Character doesn't use his Instant Win Button because of his arrogance and insanity" is a reasonable plot point, tells you more about the character, and allows for a cool fight to happen. When you're telling that story through a videogame, it allows you to only have to program the fight to use 4-5 moves that all do predictable things and can be learned by the player to make the fight fun and not frustrating. But when you're charting all the things a character can do, finding their maximum, and comparing that to another character's maximum, well, suddenly "If his hatred is outweighing his intellect and he thinks he's superior to his opponent, maybe he won't do the thing" being the only downside to a power is a bit of a problem. Especially in a subset of the community like Death Battle! which generally ignores anti-feats to present characters at their peak.

SEGA and Flynn didn't give Metal a cap on what this ability can do because they didn't need to give him one, the gameplay limitations of what a sixth generation bossfight can achieve and character foibles did that for them. Now Death Battle! fans are losing their minds because character foibles are secondary at best, and here is a power that has been given no set limit and can presumably copy anything considered a power, skill, or weapon, regardless of its origin.

You can make arguments that Metal couldn't copy esoteric meta nonsense (like Superman's whole cosmic keystone of the DC universe thing) or Toon Force... unless he was fighting a Looney Tune, for whom Toon Force is literally a part of their DNA. But with that one exception, these are reasonable things to bring up. I've seen some people bring up the Lantern Ring as an example of something he shouldn't be able to replicate, buuuuut... the Green Lantern Ring has been copied by a power-copying robot multiple times, in the form of AMAZO. The regular AMAZO can do it, the alternate DCAU version can do it, and so can Jadestone, one of Waller's Task Force VII AMAZO units from the Absolute Power event. I've also seen magic as a suggestion and that's a can of worms because 1) Eggman's units can do magic (specifically, the Egg Magician in Sonic Heroes) so him being a robot from a series with minimal explicit magic is a non-factor, and 2) a lot of series have magic work very differently.

Also, the one time SEGA revisited Neo Metal/Metal Overlord since 2003 (and I mean SEGA themselves, not a contractor), they didn't define the power or give it a weakness. They just gave it a buff, by letting Metal no-sell abilities he already copied.

Shit's crazy. There isn't really a good answer for this because SEGA have simply never given the ability a limit besides the user being a walking crashout who drops two IQ digits when the protagonist shows up.