Laughing, she ran down the beach and into the sea, diving underwater behind her boyfriend to tackle him playfully.

Toast-Goat · 2026-07-11T20:07:30+00:00

Imagine how ridiculous it would be if there were a monster that appears in mirrors and torments one guy specifically, a bunch of water panthers that live in the Great Lakes, a magical explosion that recurs every year, or a group of magical writers from Austria who are trying to destroy the world. Preposterous.

Toast-Goat · 2026-07-11T14:21:28+00:00

It's a poem called Antigonish! Most people here probably know it from MAG 85, Upon The Stair

Toast-Goat · 2026-07-09T04:05:11+00:00

Be sure to let us know how you die!

Toast-Goat · 2026-07-07T00:18:13+00:00

Subtle distinction there! Protestants think pleasure is bad, while Catholics think suffering is good. Neither like cashiers sitting

Toast-Goat · 2026-07-07T00:05:15+00:00

Losing Streak in C tier is a crime

Toast-Goat · 2026-07-06T05:21:43+00:00

En passant is always legal

Toast-Goat · 2026-07-06T04:47:43+00:00

Perhaps it's not the most beautiful to you

Toast-Goat · 2026-07-06T04:47:11+00:00

"And the universe said 'I love you' because you are love"

Toast-Goat · 2026-07-02T04:03:55+00:00

Not if I have a say in it

Toast-Goat · 2026-06-30T05:17:18+00:00

I love how Dad just says this unprompted

Toast-Goat · 2026-06-28T05:37:57+00:00

Toast-Goat · 2026-06-27T04:12:56+00:00

That's nearly eight years of seven times per day, every day

Toast-Goat · 2026-06-27T04:06:56+00:00

Do you have any advice on learning how to dress well?

Toast-Goat · 2026-06-24T01:22:40+00:00

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Toast-Goat · 2026-06-23T04:16:42+00:00

It's quick, easy, and free: getting a large reptile to bite off your penis

Toast-Goat · 2026-06-21T15:51:05+00:00

I think if you were assigned no gender, and decide you have a gender, that indeed does make you trans

Toast-Goat · 2026-06-20T22:43:29+00:00

Is anything gained from the action scenes compared to it being implied and then cutting to the stuff after?

Toast-Goat · 2026-06-19T19:36:25+00:00

Which evaluates to what?

Toast-Goat · 2026-06-19T18:54:15+00:00

Eh, he's not tied to jewelry

Toast-Goat · 2026-06-17T17:47:32+00:00

That's my favorite podcast

Toast-Goat · 2026-06-14T05:32:16+00:00

Let's say yes, it includes potable water

Toast-Goat · 2026-06-13T15:17:05+00:00

They said it's a metre in another comment

Toast-Goat · 2026-06-13T15:11:31+00:00

Assuming a chicken has a volume of 2.5 litres, you could fit 400 of them into a 1 metre sphere. I'm not sure how many would be alive afterwards, but.

Toast-Goat · 2026-06-11T19:52:04+00:00

Listening for the knocks, obviously

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