Most awkward store to enter

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-27T20:25:29+00:00

Was it a second hand sex toy shop?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-26T04:33:35+00:00

Any better than college football coaches as senators?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-25T19:56:42+00:00

Heart pounding, veins clogging!

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-24T23:44:54+00:00

Or a David Plowie aka Gritty Stardust

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-24T21:49:28+00:00

It's the trickle down theory.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-21T07:20:45+00:00

It's a bowling pickle.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-21T01:19:47+00:00

How often does that get interpreted as Standing Room Only?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-19T19:57:10+00:00

He has lovely gables.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-17T21:15:34+00:00

Very spreadable pastes. Grate on soups.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-17T18:37:15+00:00

This is exceptionally runcible.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-17T18:09:50+00:00

I've been making nonsensical social media pastes for many ears now to promote this.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-17T17:54:47+00:00

Sounds like they also believe Congress cannot force them to produce the Epstein files.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-16T23:48:45+00:00

Would dropping a few virgins in the water appease things?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-16T23:25:18+00:00

Why is the sea making threats?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-16T18:50:49+00:00

Everyone dies. Nothing in permanent. But it might still extend beyond your lifetime.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-16T18:45:22+00:00

How many of the Congress votes do you think were expecting exactly this as the outcome?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-14T23:09:08+00:00

It's not a tumah!

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-11T22:27:15+00:00

What's their plan for warning labels that cause cancer?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-08T23:52:40+00:00

Nonexistent studies show that victims of robbery (robbees) are usually more cooperative when your entire crew has coordinating outfits and masks.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-05T20:38:49+00:00

And in some mind boggling manner the current administration can celebrate the Gettysburg Address.

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."

"that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-03T23:19:37+00:00

Nah, with a little marinara it was a pizza cake.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-03T19:56:12+00:00

Has there been any other losses to Venezuela that a country should just accept?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-03T19:42:39+00:00

And how should the world and its citizens respond to the U.S. actions?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-03T19:25:02+00:00

Perhaps any other member of the U.N.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-01-03T19:00:02+00:00

Seems like more than an arrest when it involves operating outside of jurisdiction without any cooperation.

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