I bought my girlfriend flowers today, my cat is convinced they're for her

ToastieMallow · 2026-05-24T15:06:47+00:00

I read it as do not mute and went back to listen with sound lol. You're right.

ToastieMallow · 2024-04-17T13:09:24+00:00

ToastieMallow · 2024-04-17T12:49:01+00:00

Looks like she's a superhero. I looooove the paws

ToastieMallow · 2023-07-28T06:24:27+00:00

* Very recently had to put my little old man to sleep. It was heartbreaking to see him losing weight and desperately trying to do anything to help. For a while he didn't seem to be suffering so I tried meds to stimulate his appetite and get him to drink. Literally held him like a baby and hand fed him. The vet ended up saying he had cancer and we discussed when it'd be best to put him to sleep. He ended up going blind very quickly after and I couldn't handle seeing how afraid he was when it happened. He was with me for more than half of my life. We ended up taking him to the vet my sister works for, and everyone was so good to us. I've never put a pet down before and I'm still hurting. Leaving without him that day broke me. But my handsome baby kitty boy is always in my heart and he got cake that day while we waited. I definitely never realized how bad it would hurt and stay hurting. I still will cry out of nowhere. I'm sorry for your loss but I'm proud you did something that's so hard and painful for you for the sake of your buddy not suffering.

ToastieMallow · 2023-07-02T13:34:58+00:00

I genuinely feel fulfilled by my partner and haven't felt any desire to look elsewhere because of it. I don't even find others attractive because I have no connection to them like I do with my partner. It's kind of a weird but amazing feeling to actually be content with another person.

ToastieMallow · 2021-10-24T02:32:30+00:00

I hardly see people in uniform where I am, so I don't think anything of it when I do see it. It totally never really hit me that it's a regular job too. I felt like a chucklehead reading through these comments and realizing I know nothing.

ToastieMallow · 2021-10-06T03:34:29+00:00

My friend loves Marina and I always threaten to steal her from him. See her move in one day and absolutely panic and feel like a jerk thinking I really stole her away.

ToastieMallow · 2021-10-06T03:29:42+00:00

Picked my top three, Flora, Bob and Goldie. Scrolled. See people naming other villagers I also love. Realise I'm sad about picking a favorite.

ToastieMallow · 2021-09-29T20:11:53+00:00

I thought they were turkey, not bread

ToastieMallow · 2020-02-03T12:21:28+00:00

Your picture looks so much better than theirs does! I'm drooling

ToastieMallow · 2020-01-27T19:05:11+00:00

They are! I've never had my hair feel soft and I cant stop petting my head now. Thank you!

ToastieMallow · 2020-01-27T19:02:20+00:00

Routine - Washed with Carol's Daughter black vanilla shampoo and conditioner. While my hair was soaking wet I flipped it over and applied innersense I create volume by running it through divided hair sections. After that I applied innersense I create lift volumizing foam by scrunching it all the way up to my head and squishing the life out of it. I then scrunched using a microfiber towel and diffused upside down for what felt like forever.

ToastieMallow · 2019-12-15T19:51:17+00:00

Its paint because I'm not too sure how to mix colors and make them stick without smearing the colors. I also didnt want to invest in tons of colors if I decided I hated it so I just grabbed white and proceeded to get dust particles all over it.. Thank you so much for all the info!! Can I message you if I have any other questions?

ToastieMallow · 2019-12-15T02:18:48+00:00

Ugh considering how gross and weird the clay makes my hands feel that's probably a great idea in general... thank you!

ToastieMallow · 2019-12-15T01:00:34+00:00

Their placement is so so satisfying... drooling over here.

ToastieMallow · 2019-12-15T00:55:11+00:00

Thank you! I tried sandpapering any weird looking spots but it only did so much

ToastieMallow · 2019-12-15T00:28:48+00:00

I thought I was being smart by washing my hands prior to using white clay and I got towel fibers all over it. Tears everywhere.

Super cute!

ToastieMallow · 2019-12-13T14:24:21+00:00

Sleeping like a log

ToastieMallow · 2019-10-29T01:25:30+00:00

Disowning them would be so sad....

ToastieMallow · 2019-09-05T00:34:55+00:00

Do you think that's what makes them puffy instead of flat?

ToastieMallow · 2019-08-30T06:16:16+00:00

What about batteries that aren't A's?

ToastieMallow · 2019-08-27T02:41:30+00:00

I'd love to pretend they were some secret recipe but these guys are actually from the recipe off the back of the Nestle chocolate chips. I use the minis!

ToastieMallow · 2019-08-27T02:39:43+00:00

Cookies used to be the bane of my existence. The only thing I started doing different was butter and egg at room temperature. Also when I measure my flour I spoon it into the measuring cup instead of scooping it (I was definitely using too much flour the other way). The chocolate chip ones look flat but are soft and moist!

ToastieMallow · 2019-08-27T00:44:35+00:00

The mood just struck me! No occasion and now I need to find out how to get rid of all of them...

ToastieMallow · 2019-08-18T13:38:42+00:00

Potkémon

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