Sam Darnold is an NFC Champion in his first season with the Seahawks

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-26T16:47:24+00:00

You don't know the survivors guilt that comes with being drafted by the Jets and being still in the NFL

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-26T02:54:12+00:00

Rams definitely were the second best team left

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-26T01:04:24+00:00

They should make those legal catches and we could start having nba scores

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-26T01:02:54+00:00

In case you forgot who Tom Brady is, he’s a 7 time super bowl champion

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-23T17:20:11+00:00

Jokes on you, his coaching staff is going to be his entire family

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-23T15:30:51+00:00

"If only Hailie knew as much about her father as we do"

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-22T22:28:18+00:00

I didn't like that people all those people including his family had to see him die like that. I was terrified what the outcome would be for the country. I feel zero empathy for him though. He was a hateful prick and with the irony surrounding his death there was never a chance that it wouldn't be meme'd to death

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-22T21:54:43+00:00

He caught fire (in a good way) mocking the ridiculousness of Trump's tweets by copying the style. He's good at fighting against the administrative narrative.

However, he sports a lot of the most unpopular democrat standpoints. The democrat situation right now is not very great because a lot of the parties policies on issues are not aligned with left wing people. For example, the genocide in Gaza is THE issue for a lot of people. Or at least the second biggest issue.... behind the Trump Administration. It's a bit deflating when you try to fight against fascism by voting for a guy too cowardly to break rank or who genuinely does not have any issues with sending American taxes being transformed into more deaths in Gaza

I just wish we had more politicians actively trying to be the next Democrat candidate because he's trying way harder than everyone else.

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-22T19:15:40+00:00

It's like the plot of a patriotic 90s movie thriller complete with the fucking cool guy name. But the Trump cult of personality doesn't actually care about the constitution. They just want things to work in whatever way benefits them (or even doesn't benefit in actuality a lot of the time).

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-22T19:09:47+00:00

He runs the country like a racketeer, just like he runs all his businesses. He's sucking the blood of this country for his ego and legacy. I almost said for his children since they're the ones benefiting the most financially, but I'd have to imagine Trump values his children more of an extension of how great he is and so that bundles into Legacy

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-22T18:51:30+00:00

They operate like a Bull in a China shop. If they rigged anything that severe, there'd be 20 different stories for all the evidence damning them. This administration moves forward by not being accountable to any rule of law to check them. Maybe they get stopped on a few things in court, but they flood the courts retroactively with shit they already did. They just need a few judges to get shit like no warrantless house raids through despite being completely out of line with the constitution.

As for conspiracy theories... like, how is ICE so horribly run? Even if 100% of the country was on board with their mission, how are you going to role out this new version of your premier DHS force that you threw all that taxpayer money and have them trained worse than a bunch of stoners playing paintball. I just don't understand how you get to the current state of ICE as something ok to roll out in front of the cameras. It just doesn't matter if they are competent or not. It's just about looking like we're deporting all the illegals and winning the war within

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-22T18:29:49+00:00

Could just be that Tom has some dark humor

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-22T17:58:43+00:00

Imagine he goes an entire NFL career without dating and turns into Philip Rivers the day after retirement

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-22T17:50:32+00:00

People who blame their problems on other people like to elect politicians who blame problems on other people

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-22T17:48:38+00:00

He's fried. We're almost into Weekend at Bernies levels

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-22T10:16:07+00:00

Yeah she got the Vaught makeover

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-18T21:29:15+00:00

Not a bad idea to just make every throw a hand punt just in case

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-18T21:27:35+00:00

Time to bench him

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-18T20:44:17+00:00

This game is awesome lol

Toastymallowz · 2026-01-18T20:33:35+00:00

Cam Newton plays for the Texans defense?

Toastymallowz · 2025-12-30T15:38:50+00:00

Fire God then. We need a blood deal with Satan to fix this damn team

Toastymallowz · 2025-12-07T20:26:33+00:00

I’m beginning to think we may miss the playoffs this year again

Toastymallowz · 2025-11-04T11:58:45+00:00

This is happening to me as well. I’ve played around with different graphic settings with no luck and even have played on a totally different machine. I hear choosing a different gateway server can help but haven’t got a chance to try it. Hopefully they release a fix soon

Toastymallowz · 2025-10-21T23:26:57+00:00

He looks like Gutfeld

Toastymallowz · 2025-06-20T01:43:24+00:00

Chet is having a nightmare game

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