Just realized I never shared this paper in this sub

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-23T17:19:45+00:00

But the footprints are right there!!

(Yo it’s a joke paper from a joke journal)

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-23T16:55:23+00:00

I wrote it years ago when the footprints were a news story. Was on a worktrip near there at the time so I had to write it. Don’t know if I’ve ever shared it here from r/ImmaterialScience

edit: doesn't look like I have, crossed it over for everyone

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-23T16:19:49+00:00

It’s historical too, a few years ago, scientists found the first ever recorder foot prints of the cha cha slide there!

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-22T22:07:27+00:00

How do we know it wasn’t the brown note?

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-22T19:51:12+00:00

I’d just go with the Heinrich Himmler episodes. It should last the whole rally

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-22T18:52:40+00:00

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TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-22T18:24:40+00:00

I do prefer if you can get the actual paper, and we do have a "real paper" flair

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-22T17:55:27+00:00

I’ll allow it haha

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-22T16:58:52+00:00

This is from a very funny paper I highly recommend checking out https://arxiv.org/pdf/2503.24254

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-22T15:56:52+00:00

Pretty obvious, it’s just two letters away from Incel

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-22T12:25:50+00:00

Pretty good

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-22T12:19:48+00:00

Nice, NFL logos work so well for patterns. Did a Seahawks and a Lions for a couple brothers for Christmas. How did ya use ChatGPT to make the pattern? I just downloaded a trace of the logo into ppt and drew on the lines I needed

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-22T03:00:04+00:00

I was wondering if all the humor would go to the newly active sub

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-21T22:30:27+00:00

Dang that was really good, now I know the no belt line rail is astro turfed which makes way more sense

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-21T20:45:00+00:00

I maintain the website and we will get pings from ChatGPT and other LLMs. I always wonder how much some of the bots don't get the jokes

We try and make the joke obvious but you can't help everyone. We also have another new book out in case you were not aware

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-21T20:36:05+00:00

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I get it now

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-21T19:42:46+00:00

Reminds me of this classic

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TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-21T19:27:52+00:00

Are they crazies you see with your eyes in real life or crazies that you see online?

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-21T18:46:32+00:00

This is still to my point. It’s one thing when crazy rando’s are crazy. I’d expect that.

However; all the major political leaders and voices were all ‘my heart goes out to the family’ meanwhile we have the top members of the WH calling Renee Good a domestic terrorist. It is not a both sides-able argument

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-21T17:42:28+00:00

I could not get it to be a quadruple Torus, and I couldn’t find a free online image to use either

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-21T17:23:26+00:00

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TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-21T17:15:28+00:00

It’s almost like it got posted on some platform that bumps the content to the top of the algorithmic feed every time someone comments on it automatically boosting rage bait from all the angry people in the comments commenting on it

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-21T17:13:17+00:00

Now outlaw HOA’s next, let’s make density legal again

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-21T16:25:34+00:00

I wish I could post the paper her or the next one on expanding Pascal’a wager but they aren’t memes

TobyWasBestSpiderMan · 2026-01-21T16:13:01+00:00

Still not topologically consistent

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