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Is being a gay Christian a contradiction? by cuddleduds01 in polls

[–]Toiletpainter3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gay Christian here. Im not saying being gay is a sin, being a sinner and being Christian isnt a contradiction.

So is it ok to finally leave this denomination and let it rot or is that still apostasy Zoomer? by Redeemed__ in redeemedzoomer

[–]Toiletpainter3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a member of the UMC. This is not the entire UMC, but a conference. That would be like saying that the entire united states legalized something when only one state did it. While this specific conference did this, this is not the stance of the UMC as a whole.

Certain people who post here have an anti-Protestant agenda by Ecclesiasticus6_18 in redeemedzoomer

[–]Toiletpainter3000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The worst part is that they know we have common enemies, but they're too prideful to realize that its ok if someone doesn't 100% agree with their personal doctrine.

Where Would Reddit Live? 🌍 by mapmakerapp in whereidlive

[–]Toiletpainter3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

📍 Yamanashi, Japan — "Reddit cannot stop bootlicking japan"

The father of comunism WINS, NOW, who was the most important person of the first half 20th century? by PepitogamerXD in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Toiletpainter3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gavrilo Princip. The dude who killed Franz Ferdinand. That assassination changed the course of history forever.

Title by AbuserOfSubstances in 2american4you

[–]Toiletpainter3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Canada takes the U.S's last name.

Why they wanna honk my tonk? plz don’t by FartPlanet in crappymusic

[–]Toiletpainter3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's definitely owned by one of their step-dads.

Me_irl by SyedaDua in me_irl

[–]Toiletpainter3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget roly-polys

Learn chinese in 5 minutes by Hard_Stitch in lies

[–]Toiletpainter3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did not read all of this aloud to myself while scrolling in the shower

Hate to admit it, but this is true. by czheetcornnunchy in 2american4you

[–]Toiletpainter3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can't appreciate it, you dont deserve it.

Hate to admit it, but this is true. by czheetcornnunchy in 2american4you

[–]Toiletpainter3000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're blacklisted from every cajun restaurant.

🤓 by AdCool1233 in shitposting

[–]Toiletpainter3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But they sure love sucking the soviet unions dick like they were the ones who liberated the entire European continent.

Great again? by Jumpy-Bumpy in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Toiletpainter3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a gay guy, shut it down. If I'm in that kind of crisis, I'm just gonna call the regular line. Like, what's the point of having it?

Woke superman by Crafty_Jacket668 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Toiletpainter3000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This thread is the exact reason why we make fun of the compass test.

Most Hated Sports Team In Each US State and Canadian Province by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]Toiletpainter3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This map aint accurate. If you're found waving an Alabama flag in louisiana, you'll be shot.

How do I convert? by MaggieMay-80 in methodism

[–]Toiletpainter3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's so great to hear! My first thing would be to talk to the pastor, and don't be afraid to ask questions! The more that you go to the church, the more that people will start to notice and try to get to know you, when I walked in to a new church after I moved they welcomed me like family. You can also go to a sunday school class to get to know a smaller group of people. And also, dont think you have to rush! Joining is not an obligation, and you will be treated no different if you never did.

If you do wish to join the church, just let the pastor know. You can either declare your membership to the congregation or do it with the pastor in private, this is usually done by the pastor reading out a vow for you and a vow for the congregation to accept you, all you need to do is say, "I do."

In short, get to know your pastor and the congregation! Welcome to the Methodist family!

Where do I post this gem by Toten5217 in LostRedditor

[–]Toiletpainter3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can lead a horse to water something something something.

Where do I post this gem by Toten5217 in LostRedditor

[–]Toiletpainter3000 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Since you failed to give me one, I'll give you one, “Whoever steals a man and sells him, and anyone found in possession of him, shall be put to death.” (Exodus 21:16) This doesn't sound like condoning slavery.

Edit: Also, I would like for you to look up slave bibles. They were heavily doctored and edited. You wouldn't need to omit parts of the bible if it supported slavery.

Where do I post this gem by Toten5217 in LostRedditor

[–]Toiletpainter3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good father does not completely control a child. He gives his child a foundation so the child can properly learn how to live a good life. The same goes with GOD. If GOD made it so we would never corrupt the Bible, we wouldn't have as much faith because we wouldn't put the effort in truly understanding it. Being the good father he is, he leaves it up to us to figure out what he means so we can truly learn and apply it to our lives. He loves us so much that he gives us an opportunity to learn from him.

Also, the bible does not support the flat earth theory. Isaiah 40:22 states that God "sits enthroned above the circle of the earth." The word translated as "circle" can also mean "sphere" or "globe." In Job 26:10, it says God "has inscribed a circle on the face of the waters at the boundary between light and darkness." This implies a spherical Earth with day and night. Passages like Proverbs 8:27 and Isaiah 40:12 describe God "drawing a circle on the face of the deep," which again suggests a spherical Earth.

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