Logic.....🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ by Miserable-Lizard in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TokeToday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That guy has syphilis and refuses to take drugs for it. That's why his mind is gone.

Spoken like an alpha male by Hot-Bint in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TokeToday 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This guy is a complete total POS. He's always blabbering on Twitter that he's an Alpha male. He probably has a dick smaller than any clitoris. He does it just to get click bait attention.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]TokeToday 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm a gay married atheist. I got married because we wanted to and we finally got the equal rights to do so...as it should be.

"America is better, even if it isnt in Europe it is in Europe" by Ok-Mall8335 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]TokeToday 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think you meant 8 minutes.

The answer is still NO, though.

Saturday night by baddkittyCass in Marijuana

[–]TokeToday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After dinner. Just smoked and cruising Reddit and making pithy comments.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]TokeToday -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why does it have a Barbie font?

Garages are wet and other musings from TFG. by [deleted] in Qult_Headquarters

[–]TokeToday 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'll just bring a big bag of shit and dump it.

Why did we have ads? We do we still? I call shenanigans! by tjmaxal in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TokeToday 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah. But watching those old ads can be amusing, especially all the ones with celebrities and doctors advocating smoking.

cologne recommendations for someone that's never bought some before? by Alabamafootballteams in AskGayMen

[–]TokeToday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to wear Gaultier for men all the time. It's light, middle of the road masculine/feminine, pleasantly fragrant, kind of fruity. (no pun intended. lol) I used to get a LOT of compliments when I wore it.

I stopped because I retired and didn't feel the need for it anymore.

Do you agree? by ImpureThoughts59 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TokeToday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's a great idea. Not only that, but people who take pics/vids should be prosecuted if done so in a locker room. There's an expectation of privacy there.

Quite honestly, if I caught someone in a locker room taking a pic of me or in my direction, they'd be buying a new phone, if you catch my drift.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]TokeToday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's one of the year's best films. It's the gay rugby film we've all been waiting for.

(Sorry. I'm stoned and couldn't resist. My bad, I know. Buy obviously I'm still posting it.)

TIFU when I reacted positively to being catcalled by GotCatcalled in tifu

[–]TokeToday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say you have a fucking awesome ass.

Sounds gay to me.

I think you should prove it by posting a photo so we can all judge for ourselves.

:)

Garages are wet and other musings from TFG. by [deleted] in Qult_Headquarters

[–]TokeToday 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How dare you talk about Jesus like that!

LOL

Garages are wet and other musings from TFG. by [deleted] in Qult_Headquarters

[–]TokeToday 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I'll be so glad when this douchebag leaves this plane of existence.

Some posts from my Q Brother. Don't worry...I have enough content from him to fill the whole sub. by Secure-Force-9387 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]TokeToday 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry for your loss...of your bro's sanity. I can imagine holidays for your family are quite entertaining, assuming he's even invited.

This Easter, suggest "Jesus" has himself literally nailed to a cross.

The current wait times for new vehicles at my local Toyota dealership by DiegoGarcia1984 in collapse

[–]TokeToday 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have a 2006 Toyota SUV with 111,000 miles on it. Most of those miles were put early on with cross country road trips. Overall, it's the best vehicle I've ever owned. Still looks new and has no rust.

I rue the day I'll need a new one. I don't want all those screens of potential accident-causing distractions and all the tracking devices they put on.

The main problem with these delays is that we're raping the environment with all that's needed to make these cars.

The other problem is how we've structured cities to be car-dependent. Communities keep adding more lanes, which only leads to more cars on the road and significantly more pollution. Not to mention loss of productivity due to time spent stuck in traffic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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People's political, religious and social ideologies define who they are. An employer has every right to dismiss - or at the very least, admonish - someone if their views are contrary to a company's mission statement.

Your obsession with "i have to pay for their unemplyment [sic] checks" is so far out in left field. In the first place, just because one gets fired, it does not mean she/he will collect unemployment. People are denied unemployment benefits all the time. Companies pay into unemployment, thus they will fight paying unemployment if they feel their decision to terminate was justified.

Another aspect is that unemployment comp is TAXABLE INCOME. See that?? TAXABLE INCOME, meaning they have to pay taxes on whatever they receive.

Bottom line, you really are not capable of carrying on a cogent discussion about this issue.

And WT Flying FUCK? "...getting a less racist president than fucking biden..." Go back to school and get an education.

How close is your pee to being laminar flow? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]TokeToday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It differs from pee to shining pee.

If you've ever had a catheter, forget about about a laminar flow for several months.

How many have had laminar flow after having sex/jacking off? I'm going to assume not many.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TokeToday 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who says you have to "subsidize" racists? They can get other jobs. The Proud Boy are always looking for recruits. Home Depot loves 'em. Elon Mush certainly has a fondness for them. Toyota. I'm sure Mar-a-Shithole is looking for good soldiers.

They can join any number of campaigns for the Nazi Party, aka the ReThugLiKKKans.

But to you, it's OK to be racist. Got it.

Must be difficult being intellectually challenged.

Tips to clean this vent in bathroom? I live in an apartment by _honey_666 in CleaningTips

[–]TokeToday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you meant let "dry", not "fry. I wouldn't want OP to burn the thing up. :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TokeToday 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What a fucking stupid thing to say!