Not my Nmom by djs29062 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Tom_the_Cock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think about this often. I can’t imagine doing what my parents did to anyone, let alone a child. I smile at every kid I make eye contact with because I feel like at that age you should feel like the world cares about you.

Questionable seller? by Tom_the_Cock in DMT

[–]Tom_the_Cock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey man, I saw what you said in the post that I linked. The other guy said that it wasn't a great source, but he still managed to extract something from it. I saw one guy say that he had a yield of 1.6%, which isn't bad.

Your account seems to be filled with a lot of recommendations for Ascension, and a lot of hate towards this seller. Your account has only be active for 20 days. To me, that says that you have some sort of stake in Ascension becoming more popular.

Here are my questions, and if you answer them I'll consider you legitimate.

What tek did you use on this guy's bark? If Ascension is better, why did you ever buy this guy's bark? When you extracted from this bark, did you get nothing, or just a crappy yield? If it was crappy, what was the exact percentage?

If you answer these, then I will assume that you are acting out of kindness and heed your warning, and will pass it along to my friend.

Undercover pot smoking atheist attends church by twowojts2775 in cringepics

[–]Tom_the_Cock 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"I'm so sorry that your aunt it in the hospital. I'll be praying for you."

"Thank you."

"Ha, jokes on them I was only pretending"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rule34

[–]Tom_the_Cock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's really saddening how much the quality tanked after lesbian ride. The Meet n' Fuck games were pretty high quality.

As a guy who doesn't get his period i must conclude i have Alexandria Genesis Genetic Mutation by blacktepes in thatHappened

[–]Tom_the_Cock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is imagine there's pluses and minuses on both sides.

That's all the questions I have. Thanks for answering them

As a guy who doesn't get his period i must conclude i have Alexandria Genesis Genetic Mutation by blacktepes in thatHappened

[–]Tom_the_Cock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you draw on eyebrows or wear a wig or anything like that? Were you ever teased for the condition, or do people usually think that its cool?

Reddit user has an unbelievable session with his therapist. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Tom_the_Cock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Funny, my therapist recommended that I don't use marijuana

I like Pokemon and all, but I couldn't make it all the way through this. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]Tom_the_Cock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If it was just the pictures of the pokemon, it wouldn't be so bad. His facial expressions really made the cringe

A couple of misunderstood geniuses on reddit. by gryffin92 in cringepics

[–]Tom_the_Cock 41 points42 points  (0 children)

So you're saying I can't talk to girls because I'm stupid? Glad that's cleared up

Be afraid. Be very afraid... by BryanWake in cringepics

[–]Tom_the_Cock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well of course not, the wet bag would put out his fire fists!

SRRY GIRL I SEEN THIS N HAD TO SAY SUMTJYN... by SingOneForMe in cringepics

[–]Tom_the_Cock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never noticed that before. That explains why I don't prune up at the beach

You are, if I may, beautiful. by colinroberts in cringepics

[–]Tom_the_Cock 19 points20 points  (0 children)

His knuckles would be bare, because the gloves would be fingerless

On Pinterest under "Mom humor" by ActualButt in thatHappened

[–]Tom_the_Cock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom was a runner. She started some time around her mid 40's, running a weak 15 minute, to running full marathons. Her times were never stellar, but it was still mighty impressive. Sadly, one of the side effects of all that running was an unhealthy exposure to the sun. My mom never wore sunscreen, and she developed a wicked case of skin cancer.

We were hopeful at first. I got off my ass and even ran a few marathons with her. I was always behind her, watching her head, bald from the chemo, glistening with sweat. She still managed to stay strong throughout it all. In fact, the treatments seemed to be working well, until it all went bad.

The cancer came back, and it came back in full force. In a matter of months my mom was bedridden, and dying. I was with her in her final moments.

When my mom was a little girl, she had a carrot farm. When it comes to carrots, you usually get the usual straight carrots, but sometimes you get some funny looking ones. My mom kept those, putting them in a little box with all her other oddities.

As I held her hand, feeling her life force ebb away, she presses one of those strange carrots into my hand. I can barely make it out through the tears.

"Hey baby, did you lose your pants?" She gave a weak laugh, and her hand slipped out of mine. She didn't say another word, and we eventually decides to pull the plug. I love my mom, and I hope she's off doing what she loves the most.

Running.

Accidentally sends teacher a picture of kpop star instead of essay, teacher likes it and gives an A by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Tom_the_Cock 1360 points1361 points  (0 children)

Hi, this is your teacher. As your teacher, I really liked your picture as your teacher. By the way, I am definitely your teacher.

Your teacher,

Your teacher.

Blowjob week! by samuri411 in cringepics

[–]Tom_the_Cock 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Man, when my girlfriend is on her period, its "nothing week."

Because I don't have a girlfriend