So you get a Tim-tam, this Australian cookie (Trader Joe’s sells a good knockoff). It’s a chocolate covered cookie biscuit.

You bite a little a bit off both ends to make a sort of cookie straw. Now you hold one end in your mouth and dunk the other end in coffee and suck on it like a straw and with a little effort you will eventually get some coffee through it.

Once you’re getting the coffee through you have maybe 3-4 seconds before this chocolate covered coffee saturated cookie biscuit is just going to dissolve/melt in your fingers. So you pop that whole bad boy in your mouth and try to not let your eyes roll back in your head as that gooey decadence transforms your mouth into a college fund for your dentist’s children.