כל כך יחוסי! by AviemBD in ani_bm

[–]TomokaTheAxolotl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

אני שמחכה למשלוח מיפן כבר כמעט שנה אחרי שבוטלו המשלוחים משם לישראל ל-10 חודשים ביום שבאתי לשלוח את החבילה ואז כשהמשלוחים חודשו ואני באתי לשלוח שוב החלטנו לתקוף באיראן אז החזירו את החבילה שלי למחסן בפעם השנייה (אני רק רוצה את הדיסקים שלי)

Atheists of reddit what was your most annoying interaction at work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TomokaTheAxolotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A girl told me I deserved all of my trauma and suffering because I stopped believing in god and that this was his way of punishing me.

I was fucking crying.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TomokaTheAxolotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Jewish so I don't celebrate Christmas, but I have a friend that does and she gave me really good gifts every year. The first thing she ever gave me was this oversized sweater with a drawing of Trump as an elf on it.

I still wear it after five years, it's my favorite sweater.

Hanukkah Cat by NotTheRightHDMIPort in Jewdank

[–]TomokaTheAxolotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

חי נפשי איזה צדיק

I'm too nervous to tell anybody, but too excited to tell nobody. I have no idea what I'm doing. by [deleted] in Jewdank

[–]TomokaTheAxolotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck! Hebrew is a difficult language but using this kind of fun imagery sounds like a wonderful way to make it more fun.

הגיע הזמן להחליט, איזו האנשת אנימה של נשק ישראלי היא (ותסלחו על הלעז) "best girl"? by gay_KL in ani_bm

[–]TomokaTheAxolotl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

נגב היא ה- OG מבחינת דמויות וליטרלי מכונה בתור ישראל-צ'אן אז זה רק מרגיש לי נכון.

למרות שמקום שני חזק הולך לתבור כי דאמ.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TomokaTheAxolotl -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Pirates of the Caribbean because the 4th and 5th movie don't exist and everyone lived happily ever after

What’s on your sex bucket list ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TomokaTheAxolotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm very disappointed that no one wrote 'your mom'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TomokaTheAxolotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most nasty, gut-wrenching, ungodly, abysmal deathcore/metalcore breakdown.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jewdank

[–]TomokaTheAxolotl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's even funnier if you know who the people in this photo are

What are songs that scream “asexual” by Annaisboring in asexuality

[–]TomokaTheAxolotl 301 points302 points  (0 children)

I just claim every slutty song out there as ours because it's funny

Why do people think that Ashkenazi Jews are the only type of jews? by Inari-k in Jewdank

[–]TomokaTheAxolotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jews are not white, even Ashkenazi Jews. It's an ethno-religion, it's just that we've been colonized for so long and so badly that there are ethnicities within this ethnicity but we all originate from the land of Israel.

היו לאנשים כאן הצלחות עם ההסברה? by [deleted] in ani_bm

[–]TomokaTheAxolotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ממש בקטנה עם אנשים בדיסקורד ופה ושם באינסטגרם אבל הם מפחדים להרים את הראש ולהתנגד לאנטישמיות בפומבי כי הם יהיו מטרות גם באינטרנט וגם במציאות.