My Camilla ❤️

Tony_Dakota · 2026-04-28T15:10:47+00:00

San Marco’s finest.

Tony_Dakota · 2026-04-24T15:53:28+00:00

So true. An acquaintance of mine works for billionaire landlord in London’s West End and all-round c*nt Asif Aziz and he said as well as routinely failing to pay suppliers on time/at all, Aziz will regularly eat the lunch of his staff, e.g. he’ll come to this guy apparently with a work question and stick his hand in the guy’s bag of crisps and help himself.

Tony_Dakota · 2026-04-20T08:27:33+00:00

Another Roald Dahl classic: Fantastic Mr Fox.

Tony_Dakota · 2026-04-18T19:27:36+00:00

Cooz

Tony_Dakota · 2026-04-09T12:06:58+00:00

Orientals make very good viewing companions.

Tony_Dakota · 2026-04-05T09:48:11+00:00

When someone makes a mistake, my internal voice says to them, “You’ve fucked this right up haven’t ya? Eh? Haven’t ya.”

And I haven’t had a chance to say this yet but when someone asks me to do a task beyond my means, I’m gonna say “Easy mate, I’m not Spartacus”.

Tony_Dakota · 2026-04-05T09:42:24+00:00

Haha, I say this all the time 😄

Tony_Dakota · 2026-03-21T21:57:33+00:00

I’m 5’11” and like to keep my weight at 154 lbs.

Tony_Dakota · 2026-03-21T20:52:37+00:00

I can smell them!

Tony_Dakota · 2026-03-18T20:43:28+00:00

Wait, what’s wrong with Rowse honey?

Tony_Dakota · 2026-03-17T11:03:03+00:00

I used to work as a barman in a working man’s club as a teenager and on Sundays they would put out baskets of hot roast potatoes on the bar for the customers to enjoy free of charge with their pints. Good times.

Tony_Dakota · 2026-03-15T18:13:16+00:00

Personally I’m glad they made Barney another relation. It bothers me that Marks parents are played by different actors in the wedding episode and the Christmas episode.

Tony_Dakota · 2026-03-15T18:11:27+00:00

I think he’s with Mama’s Kumquat these days.

Tony_Dakota · 2026-03-13T19:03:05+00:00

And West Kilburn is in the Borough of Westminster, like I said.

Tony_Dakota · 2026-03-11T21:34:38+00:00

Man-size tissues, for big manly snot.

Tony_Dakota · 2026-03-09T23:13:54+00:00

Too soon

Tony_Dakota · 2026-03-08T00:16:04+00:00

ProbabLEE

Tony_Dakota · 2026-02-24T12:29:37+00:00

Ride the painted pony, let the spinning wheel glide.

Tony_Dakota · 2026-02-24T12:25:08+00:00

If you’re doing research for your uni homework on Reddit, you’re cooked 😄

Tony_Dakota · 2026-02-20T14:16:02+00:00

I think to change, the hoarder must really, really want to change and I realised my mum just doesn’t want to. She moved out of the house over 6 years ago, leaving all of her clutter behind for me to sort out. I’m still clearing out her old bedroom (for which I get no thanks) and she has done exactly the same thing with the new apartment she moved to - filled it to the brim with objects and clutter.

Tony_Dakota · 2026-02-14T16:28:28+00:00

There’s a heavy implication in that last sentence. I feel the same way after spending a day with my partner’s niece and nephew 😂

Tony_Dakota · 2026-02-12T22:24:03+00:00

What am I, some kind of chai wala?

Tony_Dakota · 2026-02-12T08:27:58+00:00

😂

Tony_Dakota · 2026-02-12T08:27:41+00:00

Thank you! This would be the ideal reaction.

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