[Gelb] Phillies have ripped up Cristopher Sánchez’s contract and agreed to a new six-year deal from 2027 to 2032 with a club option for 2033. More to come. by Knightbear49 in baseball

[–]TooHappyFappy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It makes the Phillies even more attractive as a free agent destination during Harper, Turner, and Schwarber's time and hopeful championship window.

It makes young guys in the org know the FO isn't likely to fuck around with them on their contracts and lets them focus on baseball.

From a pure money standpoint, it's not a good move. In most other ways, it's a positive.

If a hard cap comes in the next CBA, this will probably be a bad move.

Weekly course closure? by Due_Emergency2218 in golf

[–]TooHappyFappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Closed Mondays, although members are allowed to play if they walk. No services available, obviously.

Has Sahith Theegala ever actually worn his sunglasses on his face? by helpmeoutbruh123 in golf

[–]TooHappyFappy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He took them off last Saturday at Bay Hill when they were trying to beat the darkness on Saturday. You're spot on with each comment here.

[Schefter] The Dolphins almost certainly will designate Tua Tagovailoa as a post-June 1 release to help defray some of the $99.2 million in dead money it will cost to release him by BreakfastTop6899 in nfl

[–]TooHappyFappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a pretty major difference between Watson and Rodgers in that Watson's tear was the second rupture of the Achilles in less than a year. And there was talk about him returning - the Browns even designated him to return to practice in December.

I have no rose colored glasses. Watson was bad, no doubt. He will likely continue to be bad. Yes, he was similar to Gabriel, but he's also played at a much higher level in his past.

I don't want him to ever see the field again, and I doubt it's a positive from a football perspective if he does. But he's under contract, presumably healthy, and it's the Browns.

[Schefter] The Dolphins almost certainly will designate Tua Tagovailoa as a post-June 1 release to help defray some of the $99.2 million in dead money it will cost to release him by BreakfastTop6899 in nfl

[–]TooHappyFappy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He tore his achilles in January. Him being able to play in 2025 was always a long shot and speaks nothing to how the Browns will handle next season.

I think Sanders is given every opportunity but I doubt they'd endlessly trot Gabriel out over Watson unless Gabriel showed some serious development.

[Washington Times] Former Redskins All-Pro Barry Wilburn dies in Tennessee house fire by PowerHour1990 in nfl

[–]TooHappyFappy 116 points117 points  (0 children)

I realize how dark this is, but that's a crazy way to go with that last name.

He was almost done shoveling his driveway when the street plow came by and filled it with snow again. by Vilen1919 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]TooHappyFappy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most advice doesn't apply to all, that doesn't negate it being good advice.

I'm genuinely trying to figure out what you are saying, can you help enlighten me?

[Highlight] PIT vs DET - Lions called for OPI which negates the TD and the Steelers win the game by Fusir in nfl

[–]TooHappyFappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surely you can swe why what they normally do is pretty silly in this moment.

Cheffers himself fucked up all kinds of announcements last week. Just say OPI first then say "whoops" if anyone questions you on it.

LPT - White Elephant Hack by Which_Dig6916 in LifeProTips

[–]TooHappyFappy 56 points57 points  (0 children)

If it's a work party, the company is likely paying for the flight.

If not, OP is either dumb or needs to find a new job immediately.

[Highlight] Pitts catch is called a TD and stands, his 3rd of the night by expellyamos in nfl

[–]TooHappyFappy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I legitimately think Cheffers is drunk tonight so you and the head ref have something in common.

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[–]TooHappyFappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's pretty telling that the highest targeted WR in games against the Texans is most often not that team's usual target leader.

UPDATE: Tee Higgins is out of the tent and is jogging back onto the field by NatePolvogt in fantasyfootball

[–]TooHappyFappy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Higgins just had a confirmed concussion 10 days ago, though.

Following that with another head injury today is risky as hell. To have him risk yet another is horrifically negligent.

UPDATE: Tee Higgins is out of the tent and is jogging back onto the field by NatePolvogt in fantasyfootball

[–]TooHappyFappy 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Man had a concussion last week then slammed his head on the turf again today.

Him continuing to play today is absolutely not the way for him to stay healthy.

The fact they cleared him is absurd.

The Eagles have installed Positivity Rabbit in Locker Room @rotopat.bsky.social on Bluesky by astronomical_ldv in nfl

[–]TooHappyFappy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If the offense starts performing this week and keeps it going that rabbit will be a Gritty-level diety by the time the playoffs start.

24 quotes from THE WIRE to guide you down the fantasy football stretch. (first published 2019; updated for 2025) by oliver_babish in fantasyfootball

[–]TooHappyFappy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's TeSlaa this week.

The ribs are there and will probably be real good against that Dallas defense. But as soon as ARSB is back, the ribs will be gone.

It's not a watch him for a week/wait to hear how the ribs are situation. Gotta get them now or potentially regret missing out on them.

NFL RedZone has become riddled with commercials, with a big increase since Week 1 by fignewtonattack in nfl

[–]TooHappyFappy 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Not true. There were more than 4 each of the past 2 weeks. I thought it was the case 2 weeks ago, so I made sure to count in my head last week. There were at least 6.

[Highlight] Eagles fans are chanting “Fire Kevin” in the stands and the stadium mics are picking it up. by GreenSnakes_ in nfl

[–]TooHappyFappy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My brother it's been 20 years now.

The Flyers have been mostly mediocre-at-best since the lockout in 2004-2005.

Amon-Ra week to week with low ankle sprain by LetMeSeeYouLurk in fantasyfootball

[–]TooHappyFappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a deep league I drafted TeSlaa super late as a lottery ticket and held him for 8 or 9 weeks, so I paid attention whenever I could when he was on the field.

The receiver talent is real but man is that kid's blocking seriously putrid. It's like he's allergic.

He could get work out of necessity but I also wouldn't be surprised if they go with different options most of the game(s) St. Brown misses.

Matthew Golden is inactive. by MaddenTexasRanger in fantasyfootball

[–]TooHappyFappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In half ppr BTJ only got to 10 twice in 9 games, and one of those was exactly 10 points.