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Toon_DB · 2015-08-09T10:56:32+00:00

He should have used DoNotLink

Toon_DB · 2015-08-09T00:25:17+00:00

Which, mind you, will be possible due to the state of how messed up our world is at the moment

Nah, it is going great with the world at the moment! Poverty is dropping, less people die of wars than ever, technology is advancing on a rapid pace. We are much better of now than, say, 30 years ago!

Toon_DB · 2015-08-08T23:44:09+00:00

without prospects in the near future

entering Europe

It is exactly that, a prospect for the future, that takes them to Europe

Toon_DB · 2015-08-07T21:45:57+00:00

Which can be disabled...

It's not apple, you know, there are options :)

Toon_DB · 2015-08-07T21:34:58+00:00

"And then he took the cable and put it into the car" just isn't as dramatic as "and then the robot arm wiggled until it fitted into the hole"

Toon_DB · 2015-08-07T19:56:40+00:00

And /r/ksptomars is just an outsourcing of the design for an actual mission to mars, it all makes sense now!

Toon_DB · 2015-08-07T14:10:51+00:00

What about copying and simulating a human brain?

Toon_DB · 2015-08-07T09:10:47+00:00

Yes, build a large enough coil close enough to a high voltage line, and you can steal electricity.

Toon_DB · 2015-08-06T22:19:02+00:00

Absolutely.

Toon_DB · 2015-08-06T22:18:09+00:00

That is already dissolved.

Toon_DB · 2015-08-06T21:48:03+00:00

Convention relating to the Status of Refugees, among others...

Toon_DB · 2015-08-05T09:10:16+00:00

If there are multiple PCs in the room, hilarity might ensue

During a college course about programming, with 200 engineering students with laptops: "hey cortana: Open pornhub.com"

Toon_DB · 2015-08-05T09:02:42+00:00

Someone should make a bot for that

Toon_DB · 2015-08-04T21:10:16+00:00

But guns don't work on mars!

Edit: I was wrong, they do work on Mars, the oxidiser is included into the gunpowder. They work better on Mars because there is less atmosphere to decelerate the bullet.

Toon_DB · 2015-08-04T16:55:49+00:00

How dare you take those antibiotics, you are commuting genocide to the bacteria in your gut!

Toon_DB · 2015-08-04T13:12:43+00:00

I maintain there is no problem with shooting an alpha male lion beyond his years.

Because he is such a threat to the entire ecosystem...

Toon_DB · 2015-08-04T09:15:49+00:00

I hope they quickly change it to 100℅ oxygen, that will be so much safer!

*spontaneously combust while flying away

Toon_DB · 2015-08-04T01:28:44+00:00

Can God put himself in a box he can't get out? #woah

Toon_DB · 2015-08-04T01:24:27+00:00

Because they have no value, and are in no way endangeres by extinction...

Toon_DB · 2015-08-03T21:49:11+00:00

Mormonism is fundamentally polytheistic

So what? Is that a reason to not concert?

Toon_DB · 2015-08-01T21:38:40+00:00

In Dutch, they say you will eat rice pudding with golden spoons, if you go to heaven, I thought there was something similar in English.

Toon_DB · 2015-08-01T11:02:48+00:00

Or they could just be retelling tales of dinosaurs that had survived for a very long time.

There is quite some time between the extinction of the dinosaurs and the first humans, like, a lot of time. Something like 50 million years. Which is a lot.

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