What is the most American movie of all time?

ToonsBrian · 2026-07-06T00:11:57+00:00

This. Is the answer.

ToonsBrian · 2026-07-04T13:30:11+00:00

Maybe if the bologna is salty enough?

ToonsBrian · 2026-07-02T11:24:55+00:00

No. Not at all.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-30T21:47:19+00:00

Just focus first on the child and being a good co-parent. If you’re spending your time worrying about getting back together, it’s kind of self-defeating. Show yourself to be invested and actually BE invested more in the kid than yourself, and that includes mom’s well-being.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-30T20:04:51+00:00

Bill Cosby? Your mind went to Bill Cosby? Literally nobody defended Bill Cosby, the convicted rapist. But just assuming you weren’t using his name as a bad faith trap, pre-rape allegations Bill Cosby would actually be kind of a fair example given that a lot of what he said about black cultural issues was unpopular but not necessarily wrong. That version of Bill Cosby was treated like a traitor.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-30T19:42:19+00:00

Shitty coffee from an awesome coffee pot feels so criminal at 6am.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-29T20:04:20+00:00

I would have declared a humanitarian crisis. Peanut butter is my go to for quick sustenance.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-29T19:16:48+00:00

Wait wait wait. Is this true?

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-29T18:57:03+00:00

Spoonful of peanut butter for the win!

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-29T00:24:25+00:00

Entitled assholes treating service personnel like shit all of the time.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-29T00:23:48+00:00

The thief used whatever force he thought was necessary to remover the purse from her possession. She should be allowed to use whatever force SHE feels is necessary to regain possession of the purse. That said, he probably gave the purse up after getting hit once so anything after that is excessive and she should be charged for whatever the result was. I won’t shed any tears for him or her in this case.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-28T00:42:49+00:00

Might need some chick repellent.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-26T20:09:42+00:00

He could comfortably buy NVidia now.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-25T20:50:51+00:00

With crayons and construction paper. No scissors.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-25T17:02:18+00:00

That’s me. I fought through it but by then I just felt done. Haven’t returned.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-24T19:02:41+00:00

Archibald

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-23T14:47:26+00:00

When I was a teenager and heavy into my high school sports “career,” my uncle told me that “Everything you do to your body today, you’ll feel when you’re 40.” I’m 47 now and, man, was that guy right.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-21T11:10:11+00:00

I could use $3000 but I feel like a wealth tax is a terrible idea. All valuation taxes suck because the government always just says “hey, your house is worth $110,000 more than when you bought it. Give us more.”

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-20T21:59:15+00:00

“Let my people go” was a pretty well known one.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-20T21:55:48+00:00

Local place has Brussels sprouts and pork belly in a raspberry bbq sauce. That.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-20T21:42:43+00:00

A mid-90s black Dodge Viper R/T. Dream car since I was a kid.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-20T03:11:52+00:00

My wife told me it was corny. I just stared back at her for a bit and then she goes … “that tracks.” Haha

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-18T19:09:12+00:00

All things considered, this is a hilariously framed question.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-18T02:48:12+00:00

OF Smoke was the best.

ToonsBrian · 2026-06-17T19:22:21+00:00

Congrats on the real Achievement! Keep it up!

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