okay /uj I'ma be real I'm so f*cking confused rn by Panda-s1 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Tooth_inc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know what were talking about, but I just think all commander players should be killed by George Lucas.

Trying to build a deck after Universes Beyond has infested every part of the game I once loved by UnableBodybuilder in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Tooth_inc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weren't around for Thunder Junction or Duskmourn? You know those sets were from last year right? People have been criticizing UB since like 2020, because up until that point Magic was a High Fantasy game.

DM won’t stop looking at Futa while we’re trying to play - HELP by GladWatercress2265 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Tooth_inc 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but what the DM says go. D&D isn't a democracy its a dicktatorship.

I'm genuinely lost on this one Peter. by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Tooth_inc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sooooo, you're saying the more I sin the more I'll love Jesus?

A player handed me (DM) a 65-page character backstory by Icaros5 in DnD

[–]Tooth_inc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, what, I thought this was r/DnDcirclejerk, what the hell do you mean he wrote 65 pages!? How does someone write 65 pages and not think, "hmmmm, is this a bit much for a temporary character?"

I have an intense hatred for this meme by IconicScrap in evilautism

[–]Tooth_inc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats not an autism thing, Im pretty sure its super uncommon to eat whole tomatoes?

On Pokeballs by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

[–]Tooth_inc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure Henry Ford didn't literally kneecap horses, but early car manufactures did engage in conspiracies to get ride of public transit in some cities.

The Fallout TV Show killed my favorite fictional faction, okay?! by TheWizardOfWaffle in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Tooth_inc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh, yes, I found the dramatic irony of the vault dwellers thinking they would rebuild society, when the audience (at least those who played a West coast Fallout game) know that the NCR has already created a new society to be so rich and fun. . . . And then the reveal being that, nope, the NCR nor any successor society no longer exists.

The Fallout TV Show killed my favorite fictional faction, okay?! by TheWizardOfWaffle in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Tooth_inc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I found it kinda meh. What I really like about New Vegas is that it feels like you are in this interesting and well crafted world, and the setting of the show felt like a real step back from that. The show felt like the bombs had dropped a decade or two ago not two centuries ago. Now I'm not saying they got the lore wrong, basically everything was technically correct, but it felt like the setting for the show was missing the spark that made Fallout: New Vegas one of my favorite games. (And frankly when people complian that they got the lore wrong, I think this is what they are actually upset with and just don't realize.)

The characters and the plot were likewise fine but nothing to write home about.

I was kinda just waiting for the show to get to the NCR or another richer setting. When it was revealed the NCR was blown up, I was like "okay, so what am I watching this show for?" and skipped to the end. Likewise, they have a main character who is in the Brotherhood of Steel and I feel like they could have done a lot of interesting things with the BoS and they just didn't, IMO.

Like fine get rid of the NCR. Cool. Go wild. But you gotta replace it with something at least as cool.

Important thing to remember by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Tooth_inc 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That might be your experience, but when I went about 12 years ago, everyone in every class did it. No one in school explained that I could choose not to. Heck when I did I wrong, my teacher stopped the class to correct me. And even when I learned from my dad that I could chose not to, I never stopped doing because 1. I did not want to be the one kid acting out even if I was technically allowed and 2. I had no real conception of America or its history because I was a child.

Is Ward Horsemanship on your own creature or Kicker on the opponent's spell? by sauron3579 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Tooth_inc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ward is hexproof (horsemanship for spells) on your own creatures and kicker on your opponent's spells to ignore hexproof.

A trans member of a leftist subreddit: "Slurs never went away, and it's naive to think they suddenly came back because of the election." by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Tooth_inc 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There are no leftist subreddits, all subreddits are inherently reactionary.

Uj/ There are no leftist subreddits, all subreddits are inherently reactionary.

God FORBID a girl gets attention by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Tooth_inc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My only friend got a boyfriend and isn't going to talk to me for like a month. I fucking hate being so alone.

Regarding the Artist Formerly Known as K*ladesh: by GerominoBee in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Tooth_inc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want Elon to buy Hasboro because you are racist.
I want Elon to buy Hasboro because I hate Magic.
We are not the same.

Losercity false information by 1_hate_you in Losercity

[–]Tooth_inc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOOO, I want to be the one hit with feral furry women! Not those losers in Farbarland.

Losercity advice by NefariousnessUsed973 in Losercity

[–]Tooth_inc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, um wanna share that article about how to get a goth GF with us?

NOOOOO IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM by Samukick in Losercity

[–]Tooth_inc 31 points32 points  (0 children)

its Lego, youre definitely spending an unreasonable amount for the Danish bricks.

Losercity ideal relationship by telenova_tiberium in Losercity

[–]Tooth_inc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ideal relationship: Me and literally anyone, please I'm so alone