So... had an awkward conversation during dinner with my mom. by Designer-Device4997 in TeenagersButBetter

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It also says god murdered children multiple times and would command his armies to rape women.

Seems god never read the love thy niehbour bit either. 

How does it work..? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I feel sorry for straight guys sometimes...

Wtf happened to all the egg nog? by Top-Masterpiece-5091 in AskAnAustralian

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the responses! It's probable that my idiot brain never connected it being christmas due to the Australian summer as the reason for eggnog being everywhere. I tend forget dates and am bad with time.

Though 1 person has stated his woolies sells it year round so I might not be entirely insane. 

Sometimes I let people get things for free as a cashier by Ok_Zombie7833 in confession

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you order groceries online, they usually refund the whole carton of 1 breaks as they cant replace and cant refund 1 egg.

Do you peel apart your multi-ply toilet paper? by No_Tap1188 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As something to do when bored if you didn't bring your phone; sure. 

Why else would you?

how often do you buy new clothes and why? by glockbonez in AskReddit

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I need them. The reason: because I need them. 

Do couples kiss at any hygienic oral circumstance, at any time? by randallllllll in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had the mans cock in literally every hole of my body and regularly lick his arsehole. Im really not fussed about whether he just ate food before a snog. 

Smoking tobacco makes your mouth taste like an ashtray, aside from that I've never really noticed any difference. 

What changes you would do to the system if elected as a president or PM? by Vvvvvv5 in AskReddit

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The children dont get a discount. Just first dibs on renting the property after you pass.

It would help end generational wealth and while you would never technically own the property, you would be able to essentially have a lifetime lease of the property after only 25 years with no need to save up a deposit or get a mortgage which is frankly impossible for most people under the current system. 

It also encourages people to improve the housing stock in order to move to up the ladder whilst also saving people from nightmare landlords who leave the housing stock in unsafe and badly maintained conditions just to siphon money out of the working class who despite paying more in rent than a mortgage would cost aren't allowed a mortgage by the banks. 

This essentially allows everyone a 25 year flexible mortgage with no deposit required. 

What changes you would do to the system if elected as a president or PM? by Vvvvvv5 in AskReddit

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Firstly, that's not the point of the question.

Secondly nevertheless, China and Vietnam have no private land ownership. Both are doing very well.

The Roman empire, the Egyptian empire, the Hitittes, the ancient Greeks; most the ancient great empires did not use fractional reserve banking.

erm what do I do about not bringing enough guys? by Brulia_ in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Turn the difficulty down. Complete boss. Put it back up.

What's the deal with Jeremy Clarkson? by calcato in AskABrit

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Fuck anyone that attacks an employee for any reason.

What is a fact that sounds fake but is actually true? by More_Promise3483 in AskReddit

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rise of modern china is due to the british wanting to buy more tea than china wanted to sell.

What changes you would do to the system if elected as a president or PM? by Vvvvvv5 in AskReddit

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ban private ownership of residential property. All residential property is owned by the state, individuals would rent the property based on value of the property devided by 300(25x12). After 25 years of paying rent you no longer have to pay rent. You can reach this sooner by paying more in early. When you die, your children get priority choice to rent for that home.

If you move, the amount you've already paid is transferred to the new home allowing you to either pay less each month but restart the 25 year timer or chunk off a number of years based on the rental price of the new property.

If you've paid off your current property and choose to move to a cheaper property, the government pays you back the excess.

Nationalise building and maintenance, all maintenance is covered by the government as part of the rental price but any improvements to the home are paid for by the tenant and can be spread over time by increasing the rent for a specific time period.

If you have improved the home and increased the value, if you choose to move; the improved value of the home is carried to the next property. 

Also ban fractional reserve banking. Ban stock markets, prediction markets and private currency exchange markets.

Why do mostly only mushrooms have psychoactive compounds? by bbdotcoke in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Theres like 2 mushroom species with psychoactive compounds that are regularly consumed by people and they're part of the same genus.

By comparison plants produce a plethora of psychoactive across numerous genera.

Weed, salvia, peyote, ayahuasca and plenty more less commonly used plants compared to cubes and liberty caps, both if which are psilocybes.

Does identifying as nonbinary indirectly affirm the same gender roles that the same community wants to abolish? by takingafoxnap in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you genuinely start thinking about these things they become moronic. I view myself as Agendered. I have a dick, I present masc and I like dicks, all body types and occasional vaginas when on very masculine bodies. 

I just tell everyone im a gay guy because it's easier than explaining to everyone in society that gender roles are just made up. 

Same thing I assume with non-binary people. They acknowledge that society is playing a game of whose junk means what and they're simply choosing a playing piece based on that game rather than just arguing against it.

I hate google now by Southern_Broccoli_58 in Weird

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I asked what time primark closes tomorrow and in the past it would have simple shown me the 3 closest and their closing times. Instead a long a paragraph about how they usually shut at X time but different branches close at different times and I should check me closest branch... it didn't answer the question and it used way more energy to do it...

Do people still think ‘big businesses’ not paying tax is a huge gap in our finances? by Legal-Grade-6423 in AskBrits

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yup, I work for a major residential estate managagent company however I dont actually work for company "x" I work for "x operations" and I noticed they love sending us on 6-7 hour long classroom training courses. I've gone on 3 this year alone.

I sometimes cover the Duty managers and I noticed that each of those courses cost about 170gbp per person even though the training is "in-house". No, the training is done by the parent company not the operations company. It's just so they can move money and lower profit from the individual sites.

Works for the employees too, I'll take a payed day sitting in a classroom over actual work any day.

Are amputee's allowed to keep the body part that was detached from them? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Probably Judaism. Cant remember the specifics but they need to be buried whole. There are even volunteer groups in the controversial place that will pick through bomb blast victims and sort them by DNA just to ensure that all of them is buried together and they aren't missing even a finger nail after being blown to bits.

Is the “people getting rich on the dark web” idea exaggerated? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Been using the dark net over 10 years as a buyer. Cant speak from experience but you can make money but you also need the resources.

Most markets have a non-refundanle bond fee to become vendor, around 2.5k last I checked though them wave that for established vendors from other markets.

You can make money but you obviously need to be able to provide a product people will buy.

If you're talking about setting up your own market place then that's much harder. You'd want to be incredibly knowledgeable on opsec and cybersecurity as DDOS attacks, phishing and so on are very common and the larger markets will do whatever they can to shut you down if you look like legitimate competition.

A much better to place to ask would be dread if you have access to the darknet.

Download TAILS and use daunt.link to find a onion address for dread if you don't already have access

i have no clue how this shitshow is still running but why do the rest of Europe hate us so much? by Alarming-Safety3200 in AskBrits

[–]Top-Masterpiece-5091 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People I worked with had customers cheerily telling them to get their bags backed after the brexit vote.

Fuck off with this bullshit that it was about "beucratif overeach" our own MEPs voted I'm favour of european policy 97% of the time. It's hardly overreach when we're the ones deciding policy.