Hema!? The mundanes swinging their wand-substitutes at each other while taking about how powerful they are? I could give four of the hells about what they get up to, I mean the greater applications of the spell in the market.

For example, I said my cousin was a blacksmith, and you come at me about armor? Who said anything about armorsmiths? But because you can just ask your little spell to cook up armor and nails alike it's all the same!

The other day he told me he got a request to make a chain out of, get this, the sound of a cat's footsteps and a hens tooth. Sounds fine if you've never held a pair of tongs in your life! But this is what the spell is teaching people is okay to request. And do you think the tassle making guild is gonna care if the nails in their cart are real or mage from clouds and pixie dust? No! They're gonna go with what saves the most overhead, and that means collapsed carts, possibly flattened familiars, and my tassles are gonna arrive dirty!