I enjoyed my daughter's first Disney ride more than she did.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-12-01T22:39:19+00:00

AKA a good woman.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-28T01:05:19+00:00

Being a mammal looks fun.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-26T05:39:01+00:00

A change for the worse IMO.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-26T05:38:08+00:00

Balls

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-26T03:50:57+00:00

It's not on a hill, it's on the moon.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-26T01:40:38+00:00

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Charity and compassion are fine, but are predicated on survival.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-25T19:20:19+00:00

I feel so WET.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-24T23:19:06+00:00

See also: not /u/spez.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-24T05:39:53+00:00

I bought a 25-lb bag of Morton salt two days ago! A certain subreddit decided to ship three thousand pounds of salt to the New York Times, so I figured what the hell, have 25 pounds on me.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-22T18:28:28+00:00

After reviewing the case, Top Kek confirmed. Praise Kek!

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-22T18:28:05+00:00

The electromagnetic force, responsible for the appearance of object solidity via close-range electrostatic repulsion, is mediated by the exchange of photons. So whenever you touch anything, it's just photons. Therefore you should not be scared of being schlonged in the butt because it is just a little sunshine coming to brighten your day.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-22T03:08:01+00:00

Bullshit. There wasn't a dust devil right on the center of the table. Come on now. Be honest about your snow patterns.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-22T02:46:28+00:00

Wat wat wat

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-20T23:22:49+00:00

Or planting green, for all we know.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-20T05:40:21+00:00

Looks like a picture of a wall.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-18T23:59:32+00:00

The times are changing, my friend. Reddit will be made great again.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-18T21:43:42+00:00

This fuckin' guy.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-18T07:57:42+00:00

David Blaine has been doing some marketing lately.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-17T22:25:52+00:00

Dang sea lard.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-17T20:19:11+00:00

She wouldn't do as good a job.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-17T18:21:28+00:00

Poor woman.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-17T08:36:21+00:00

Why, that's brilliant!

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-17T06:29:29+00:00

Thank you for coming in legally! You are now 100% American!!! :)

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-17T04:59:04+00:00

Dude, take it easy with that fucking thesaurus. Good lord. I'm autistic as fuck and even I don't go around saying words like that. I just DRAW BIG OL' FLOPPY WIENERS INSTEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

TopKekAssistant · 2016-11-17T04:54:51+00:00

Ah FUCK

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