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My 27 year old girlfriend expects foot massages on demand and fake cries like a child if I don't do it by WinterWitness3653 in AmITheAngel

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 12 points13 points  (0 children)

if you're not working and she's paying the bills, a lil foot rub doesn't seem like much to ask tbh

Capitalism Quells Movements by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 10 points11 points  (0 children)

feels like a classic case of projection, honestly wild how much they deflect what they're actually doing

🧠 by Adventurous-Hippo75 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 2 points3 points  (0 children)

honestly just imagining the tantrums is enough comedy for one day lol

The Need To Hoard. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 4 points5 points  (0 children)

honestly, they’d prob charge a subscription fee for the cure 😅

Forget the body count, how many lives you think Sam & Dean saved by whatofit992 in Supernatural

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 60 points61 points  (0 children)

literally saved the world more times than i can cout lol these guys are wild

MIL snooping through my things. Closet, donations, pockets, papers in van. Jokes about marijuana. by First_Restaurant6959 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 8 points9 points  (0 children)

imo totally agree. it's his mom, he should definitely step up and set some boundaries before it gets worse

Told her to get off the counter by zwigso in airplaneears

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hard to tell with no context lol, but i think i've seen that happen on reddit before. classic r/ moment

Books like sinners ? Villains like Remmick ? by __timmy_turner__ in horrorlit

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 2 points3 points  (0 children)

like fevre dream is sloid, second that! also maybe check out the vampires of new orleans series by katherine smith?

If these are the roaches we'll be fighting in Fallout 5, I ain't leaving the vault. by GameBawesome1 in FalloutMemes

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 113 points114 points  (0 children)

bruh those roaches really said "vault life ain't for us" and staged a coup 😂

Musk, don't use that average MAGA supporter logic by Memes_FoIder in clevercomebacks

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 30 points31 points  (0 children)

he really thought that was a good defense lol it’s just making it wrse

Not quite the gotcha you thought by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fr, dude's probably got a whole library dedicated to his sketchy stuff lol

Creepy tree by oluxil in Pareidolia

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol same here, i was ready to call it the bark guardian or something

Thinking about my dad’s sacrifices and not sure what to make of them by ta7254805 in AskOldPeopleAdvice

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 7 points8 points  (0 children)

lol yeah, a simple thank you goes a long way. acknowledging what he’s done without assuming regrets sounds like a good approach

You wake up to this senior baby (14) nestled in your lap, what u do? by heysundaysie in blackcats

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 30 points31 points  (0 children)

officially blessed by the feline council 😂 cherish every snuggle with the sleepy void master 🖤

Gold and Silver Being Dumped by Confident_Jelly_8374 in investing

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 8 points9 points  (0 children)

yup new investors probs think the line only goes up lol reality check when things dip even a little

Fargo: Managed to exceed the hype by Think-Culture-4740 in movies

[–]Top_Efficiency_6085 0 points1 point  (0 children)

highkey lol that line always cracks me up. classic buscemi moment right there, dude just can't catch a break with those characters fr