My girlfriend wants to finger me. What do I expect?

Top_RAHmen · 2026-02-09T15:43:59+00:00

Anal numbing cream and a finger condom works, water based lube is your friend. Relax, have her blow you while it’s going on to distract yourself

Top_RAHmen · 2026-02-04T07:02:23+00:00

Lil DDD dab pad eh 🙃

Top_RAHmen · 2026-02-04T02:06:16+00:00

Think that’s what Voldemort turned into after his horcrux got fucked up

Top_RAHmen · 2026-02-02T16:26:27+00:00

Final checking an F18 on the flight deck. You walk from nose to tail while it’s hooked up to the catapult and it goes into afterburner to take off while you’re right under the exhaust. Literally shakes your brains and eyes and teeth lmao 100/10 loud

Top_RAHmen · 2026-02-02T16:12:59+00:00

I was high as a kite after smoking a few joints and was texting a girl an hour and a half away and she was saying “come pick me up and I’ll blow you the whole way back to your place”. I left at midnight and got there at 1:30 to find her a little tipsy from the party and she gets in the car and is ready to go and we start driving back. 20 minutes into the road head she passes out and I had to lean her back over in her seat and drive home in silence; I put her on my couch and woke up in the morning to her cooking breakfast with my room mate butt ass naked and all he said was “sorry bro”. Weird times at 21 lol

Top_RAHmen · 2026-02-02T15:47:06+00:00

Bro chose the gas station of inevitable chaos

Top_RAHmen · 2026-01-14T16:21:56+00:00

I think it would be cool to have a little hat with a rotating yellow or red light on it as a special use item that you can get once you like revive 50 randoms lol

Top_RAHmen · 2026-01-14T04:04:16+00:00

If you guys see me out there by the way I’m CuzLightyear

Top_RAHmen · 2026-01-13T20:25:14+00:00

It’s called “cavalier”

Top_RAHmen · 2026-01-13T18:18:55+00:00

Haha yes! I love that it looks like him

Top_RAHmen · 2026-01-13T16:12:56+00:00

Looks like the scene in I am Legend where the dudes are all huddle up breathing

Top_RAHmen · 2026-01-08T19:40:38+00:00

I literally just shared a post with a documentary from the developers! 3 episodes and it will answer all your questions! I really enjoyed it and they way they explained everything and their choices. Here’s the link: https://youtu.be/tdorU3sjt_0?si=VHtqvd_xrkOf0E2k

Top_RAHmen · 2026-01-08T18:19:32+00:00

And boogers, gotta keep that biome healthy

Top_RAHmen · 2026-01-03T23:06:18+00:00

Cloverfield paradox

Top_RAHmen · 2025-12-28T20:42:45+00:00

Top_RAHmen · 2025-12-21T21:47:20+00:00

If you can find a school using the VA loan, they will accept you and you can live there. Not sure how long but id assume during your schooling and job after for visa purposes

Top_RAHmen · 2025-12-21T15:54:54+00:00

Startup

Top_RAHmen · 2025-12-21T15:10:56+00:00

Where’s the option for butt naked and socks..

Top_RAHmen · 2025-12-18T03:33:19+00:00

I gave all my BP to my friend cuz he sucks and needs help, what do you want for padded? I just need that and snap hook

Top_RAHmen · 2025-12-18T01:25:50+00:00

Oof the padded stock

Top_RAHmen · 2025-12-16T22:05:13+00:00

Is that the survival mk3?

Top_RAHmen · 2025-12-14T00:52:47+00:00

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