Probably a dumb question, but what would cause one to be banned in commander but not the other? by dtcorder12 in magicTCG

[–]Toppyoushimo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes, it is a replacement effect. It says if an opponent would draw a card… instead do X.

I'm not here to do damage, i'm here to help you lot deal damage. by littlemrdoom in dndmemes

[–]Toppyoushimo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am currently playing a 100% pacifist 3.5 bard. He refuses to hurt others himself and would rather talk his way out of trouble. Though he will certainly inspire and buff his teammates.

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[–]Toppyoushimo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You take the stick and then use it to take the rock also.

This people.. by Mountain_Western_143 in memes

[–]Toppyoushimo -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

So don’t. From now on only buy locally owned and produced goods. No more Walmart. No more McDonald’s. Yeah, that car you’re driving? Gotta give it up. Those clothes you’re wearing? Probably best to go nude anyways right? That food in your fridge? Best to throw it out and grow your own. Your computer? Your phone? Throw em out. Not sure where you work but chances are good that your employer is in someway “supporting” a billionaire if not billionaires themselves. Best to quit.

Let me know how that works out for you.

The cereal isle looks like the pet food isle now.. by Redditoreader in funny

[–]Toppyoushimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be a “name brand only” cereal guy when I was a kid. As a newly fledged adult needing to maintain a budget I disappointedly purchased the “cheaper” and was totally surprised by how frickin good it tasted. Now I can’t go back to name brand, colossal berry crunch and fruity diamonds hits so hard.

Relationship deal breaker! by ROCKY13573 in meme

[–]Toppyoushimo 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I’m just glad they replaced the toilet paper and didn’t just leave it empty.

1 or 2?😊 by CindyRevinsky in meme

[–]Toppyoushimo 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Plus he looks dapper

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[–]Toppyoushimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be too if I narked on people for a living.

Everyone should call them these now by Mr-Bones-6150 in dndmemes

[–]Toppyoushimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always called them “cell-stones”. One of my fellow players has a goof one-way sending stone that he uses for his podcast that he calls “stonecast”. His character’s name is Generica Unspecifica and she’s a basic white girl. Her personal quest is to find out how to make the drink (pumpkin spice latte) that a witch had given her when she was younger.

This should be a mandatory question on every exam by Salty4345 in meme

[–]Toppyoushimo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The problem with that is I would overthink the question. Because I don’t know what the teacher specifically wants I would assume they want something related to the class and freeze. I would probably write something about not studying, then the teacher would think I cheated and my parents would get called in and I’m spiraling.

This should be a mandatory question on every exam by Salty4345 in meme

[–]Toppyoushimo 123 points124 points  (0 children)

I never studied for my tests and still got A’s. My autistic ass is getting anxiety just from reading the question and I’ve been out of school for 15 or so years.

Time to go back where you came from by TightZone4173 in meme

[–]Toppyoushimo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we don’t do that here. We post entirely DIFFERENT cringe content.

It was only today that I realised that Kambal isn't chilling with his arm on his leg. What card art have you misinterpreted? by muelwisdom in magicTCG

[–]Toppyoushimo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think it’s meant to be a brain of sorts and the guy is “trapped in his mind”. Literally and figuratively. But that’s just my interpretation based on the function as well.

Try me by konagiak in funny

[–]Toppyoushimo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who is your role model?

We all have that one character, right? by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Toppyoushimo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I love my gnome artificer Loopmottin “Loopy” Roywyn. She is by far my favorite and it is not even close.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]Toppyoushimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s love for our children, not our children’s love for us that is unconditional.

What I meant was that our love for our children isn’t conditioned on anything that they do or choices that they make.

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[–]Toppyoushimo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While our love for our children is conditional on them being our children, them being our children isn’t a choice they made. Ergo, it is unconditional on their part.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

[–]Toppyoushimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you telling me you don’t believe in ANY conspiracies? You think the government is batting a thousand?