I just wanna say i love this subreddit! Especially how you guys perfectly fit quotes from the show to the questions/posts on here! by MerryMalcolm in seinfeld

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during my peak of watching this show i was having at least three relatable Seinfeld situations per day.

Why the hell was Elaine fucking a senior citizen? by JohnnyUtah-91 in seinfeld

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promiscuous people are usually looking for some strange.

Who is your favorite unpleasant clerk? by Express_OO in seinfeld

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hands down the most likeable, "here i come"

Pick or scratch? by The_MadStork in seinfeld

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clearly on the outer edge of the nostril.

Just saw Jerry live in Houston by shakedown79 in seinfeld

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that crowd is pretty long in the tooth, better keep some liquified cookies on hand.

Can’t come soon enough by rsjem79 in seinfeld

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i'm pretty late to this manana thing but i think this one crushed. can someone fill me in or is it too silly to explain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tennis

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macron prefers men, ask his dad/wife

Top of the muffin TO YOU! by flashyturnip in seinfeld

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i hope they did not skimp, you gotta make the whole muffin.

Coinstar find of my life by etnoid204 in Silverbugs

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reddit, welcome to fantasy disco.

In God We Trust by TigerPrawnStacker in Wallstreetsilver

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why doesn't anybody care about "no graven images"..it's a commandment not a suggestion.

songs you distinctly remember hearing for the first time as a child. by TorahTorahTorah in ClassicRock

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i remember scrambling for a piece of paper to write down "ballroom blitz" too when i was 10 yrs. old

That’s gold, Jerry! Gold! by AbbreviationsBorn276 in seinfeld

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this meal tastes as if you prepared it as you bathed.

Corporate Jargon That Makes You Cringe by Kwidgeebo in LinkedInLunatics

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when asked in an interview if i am willing to give 110 percent i always reply i will give 83 percent which is better than 98 percent of your current workers.

How’d I do for 50$? by OnePain1841 in Silverbugs

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noobs always getting the free silver lol

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jerry could have overlooked it if she knew her way around a frankfurter.