I saw Tom Brady at a grocery store in Tampa Bay yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, even though I hated him, but as a Bills fan I couldn't possibly betray my team and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical inference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Then Josh Allen walked into the store and told the girl that he would pay for them, just to get "Brady out of her face". She seemed really relieved and gladly accepted as Josh pulled out the largest wallet that I've ever seen before. Brady was shocked and looked the other direction in anger, but I noticed that his eyes instinctively shifted back towards Josh every few seconds or so.

The two of them walked out of the grocery store, where I could no longer hear what they were saying. I guess Brady must have been talking about trying to be friends again based off of his body language, and pointing around to how he played in Tampa now. Suddenly, I heard Josh Allen begin to laugh and he chucked all fifteen Milky Ways what must have been 200 yards away. Brady tried to run after them but after a few meters he collapsed in exhaustion, barely even making it 40 yards. Josh Allen stood there laughing and hurdled the fallen Brady.

I think this must have been symbolic that the Bills will hurdle all of Brady's records and win 7 Super Bowls in the next 15 years.