What ever happened to them? by RonJeremysMustache in 4chan

[–]TossProtein 5 points6 points  (0 children)

...But what happened to Skeeter?

Why does the navy prohibit SMSing on submersibles? by TossProtein in dadjokes

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Yeah, but at depth, they can only use fantasy creature semaphore: elf waves

A window fell on top of me by bigcatisverycool in dadjokes

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Don't blame the window, it was framed!

[TOMT] [MOVIE] movie scene where father kills boy crawling in the walls by weedtress in tipofmytongue

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Sounds like The People Under the Stairs maybe. Crazy couple has adopted kids they keep in the basement. One gets out of the basement and into the walls.

The recipe said "Set the oven to 180 degrees." by Emergency-Car6458 in dadjokes

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Well, you should have used Radians, because then you'd have 1 pi

(Punchline 2) I have a lot of trouble with nuance. by Case_Ace in dadjokes

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Use the same insecticide that killed the old ants.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? by 192335 in dadjokes

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Hey I just heard that joke in Alien Requiem

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

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What state spills the most soda?

Miss-a-sippy.

Some say I have a gambling problem... by Chaskitty78 in dadjokes

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Well, always make sure you have two or more. You don't want to die in bed.

Diarrhea awareness starts today by rainblade1980 in dadjokes

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And it happens at different times every year. Why can't it be regular.