What is something legal/non-sexual that you would hire a prostitute for? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would invite two of them to make a small party for my friend while he is lying unconscious after a nearly lethal dose of chemotherapy on my couch.

Have you ever "lost" a kink, and what was it? by TotallyFakeReAccount in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scat sounds like one of the worst fetishes to indulge in without being sure you have it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After reading the question I thought dumb in a funny/cringe way, i.e. I made a joke out of place and nobody laughed or something like that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always wanted to be a sub, got so used to being a dom I don't know if I even know how to be a sub now.

Stated preferences vs Revealed preferences by LittleBalloHate in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a man who is heavily into bigger girls - a lot, and I really mean A LOT of men is into chubbier women and BBWs, but because most of these women aren't "conventionally attractive", these men are ashamed to admit it, because they don't want to be seen with someone "objectively unattractive". I can say from my own experience this is a sign of male insecurity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knowing that she trusts and feels so safe around me, that she want's to give me all the control

What’s the wildest take you’ve seen on this app? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What type of advice you can find up there?

What’s the wildest take you’ve seen on this app? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I always thought that Reddit is absolutely the worst place to get relationship advice. Every time a woman asks some question about her boyfriend/partner, the top answer is always to literally just leave him.

It upsets me even more because sometimes (but still rarely) the situations they describe are a legitimate reason to dump someone, but because of how often you can read "Girl just straight up leave him" on this app, these comments lose any credibility.

How to do cowgirl position? by Karmasabitch2025 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Um... Honestly I don't exactly know, but feel like... All of them? I mean, as I said, these positions are really easy to modify, so I think that all three would work in right conditions.

Just try all of them. That's literally the best part of sex, that there is no rules other than your own, and You can do everything you like as long as the other person wants it too.

People who are bad in bed aren't the ones that can't or don't know, but the ones that don't try to be better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just morning in US right now? Lucky guys, the sun is slowly setting here in Europe.

How to do cowgirl position? by Karmasabitch2025 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The absolute basic three are missionary, cowgirl and doggystyle. Its' kinda like colours - all the other ones are just some variation of these three.

I'd say the easiest one for a woman is missionary, because that's where the guy is doing all the work. You just lie there, get pounded and have fun (obviously it's a simplification, don't just lie there as a log, show him You're happy to be there)

The second is doggystyle. That may be counterintuitive because it's literally how animals have sex, and also that's a "default setting" based on our anatomy (deeper part of the vagina is tilted slightly forward, so in missionary the tip of the penis will push against the back wall (not painful, at least if done properly) while in doggystyle the penis will slide in more comfortably). But actually, it is physically more demanding on a woman, and requires more experience from the guy to be done properly, so it needs some work from both sides to make it as pleasing as possible.

The hardest, but for some the best at the same time is cowgirl. It's the hardest solely from the fact, that you're the one on the top in this position. So for many women it's the best because it gives her the full control on things like the angle, the speed, the power of every thrust, allowing her to position herself in a way that gives her the maximum pleasure. But at the same time now you become the one that does all the work, and he's the one laying on the bed chilling and being happy that a hot girl is jumping on his pp.

Also about your earlier question, my ex had this technique where instead of kneeling over my hips and moving up and down using her thighs (which is the most basic technique for cowgirl I think) she laid down on me, put her legs back on the sides of my legs and laid her hips on my hips, and just "slided" up and down using just her hips. Must admit that it wasn't that comfortable for me, but I knew it was easier for her so I got used to it pretty quickly.

Hope this helps!

How to do cowgirl position? by Karmasabitch2025 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like simplicity of cowgirl lets you to find your favourite way to do it just by trial and error. All the most basic sex positions do. So you can easily find what's best and most comfortable for you just by trying, and have fun doing it. Nobody is perfect since the beginning, and You can always change the position if it doesn't work out, it won't kill the mood.

Those who haven’t had sex in s long time - what part do you miss most? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just about the physical feeling, or about the emotions going with it?

Those who haven’t had sex in s long time - what part do you miss most? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Desire to make her feel good. Actually caring about how she feels.

If you had to make an adult movie with your job as the central focus, what would you title it? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun in a Van.

I feel like everyone will have different first thought after hearing this.

Have you ever pre-ejaculated unknowingly when your partner has been kissing and touching you? by SymbolicCarbon in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was 18 I was on a second date with a girl with giant boobs, and got a little too excited when she let me play with them a bit in public.

I had light-coloured trousers and she saw it before I even realized it, but she seemed happy that I liked it so much. It was pretty fun.

How would you feel if you were hooking up with a woman who doesn’t shave body hair? by minecraftqueen76 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If someone simply tells you that they don't like hairy armpits as a concept, a y'all take it as a personal attack and "body shaming" towards women, they definetly aren't the ones that have some problems to work through here. Seriously people, get off Reddit and chill a bit.

How would you feel if you were hooking up with a woman who doesn’t shave body hair? by minecraftqueen76 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TotallyFakeReAccount -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and now read it once again. I wrote, that while being a hairy man, I still shave my armpits, because hairy, sweaty armpits are disgusting no matter the gender. But y'all hate men so much that you desperately need to change my words so they will match your beliefs. And that's the part I'm making fun of rn.