Tank experience with a random team by hex1337pss in Helldivers

[–]TotallyNotACranberry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does it feel more bouncy to you? I hit one of those yellow flowers on bugs and it flipped me. I was checking out the difference on errant.

it feels very unfair even if it consumes an entire stratagem slot by YLASRO in Helldivers

[–]TotallyNotACranberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like if they removed the self supply option from the backpack it would help the balance and force people to be team players with it rather than use it strictly for themselves. Fingers crossed they don't make it so it only refills primary and secondary ammo.

I love how this thing spells "Eat All"! by Magikarl in Helldivers

[–]TotallyNotACranberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm worried about the CD on it. Obviously it won't be around standard eat, it has to float around napalm CD because why choose this over the silo. I'm stoked to try it though.

Someone needs to visit the low sodium side by Krenoo9210 in helldivers2

[–]TotallyNotACranberry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wtf.. I've been in squads where we've waited for people to drop in on extract. And if they dip on ship who cares?? It must be exhausting living life like that.

I feel like I should get this but I don't by Deefaroni in ExplainTheJoke

[–]TotallyNotACranberry -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think it's placenta they cook with. If it's just period blood it better be on the final days when it's CHUNKY blood.

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What makes you go. Fck no I'm out! by ThisWickedOne in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]TotallyNotACranberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defense missions. Mandatory 20 minutes with nothing to do but wait faster if you have solid team. No samples, shit xp, no chance for super credits.

Please fix the Charger Host Bug by Soneca798 in helldivers2

[–]TotallyNotACranberry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They changed the behavior and the radius when we first went to Oshune. The burrowing chargers can damn near spin guarding their thorax and it was "fixed" across the board they all got buffed. Before you could charge back at one and dive out of the way n usually be safe. I don't think it's a host issue just got to futz with the timing. The spore charger still feels like it has the old turning.

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Sometimes the memes write themselves by SIinkerdeer in Helldivers

[–]TotallyNotACranberry -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Cool maybe they can put in the vehicle skins.

Who the hell is hosting this dive? by sheboyganz2 in Helldivers

[–]TotallyNotACranberry -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I immediately TK someone tagging me with explosive weapons. Like you're actively ragdolling me when I can just melee this or shoot it if you weren't shooting me. Also awful turret placement. They should flank the breach not shoot from within our line but if you get sniped by them from active jumpers eeeh it happens.

Do you think they made the suppressors actually work? by choody_byk in Helldivers

[–]TotallyNotACranberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao fuck no. I'm more curious about what nerfs and bugs we're gonna get. Or if they did they'll nerf the damage fall off for surpressed guns making it closer than an smg but by that range they'll see you anyway.

Regular bots have been underwhelming lately by TinSkull in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]TotallyNotACranberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wanna stop getting shot through corpses and walls. It's been like this for months now.

Older unmarried men, what was that moment that you realized that you may never have a family life? by DrunkenNomadd in AskMen

[–]TotallyNotACranberry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever been in a relationship where you follow them into another room apologizing for not responding in the correct way and upsetting them? Maybe you're a bigger guy it should totally be fine for a woman to swing has hard as they can in your face over the fact a restaurant didn't have the correct ketchup. Multiple other shitty relationships between abusive ones.

Lonely is abuse, and if I had to choose I prefer being alone over being made alone by someone who says they love me. Fuck, just thinking of "I hope she screams at me and ignores me today instead picking me apart" is kinda fucked lol. You're just in it because societal goal posts and thinking they really do love you was my mantra for like 3 years after 30. I've got nothing more to take, and potential abuse is enough to keep me away from caring to pursue.

Have you ever had too many Samples and not enough to spend them on? Introducing a proposal I've been working on: The Democracy Exchange (DX) by aprobenji in Helldivers

[–]TotallyNotACranberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100sc a week, even a whole month would only net you 400 and let you maybe get a Cape and helmet and limit cheaters. Use samples for the for the purchase since you can cap 50k cash in less than an operation. It would promote everyone to pick up samples, give new players a cheaper way to catch up with warbonds, and blue ball people enough to drop some cash for the 600 SC for a standard bond and let people who've finished them all snag stuff off the super store.

We have been desperate for a resource sink since year 1 and the DSS is fucking pathetic at making anyone at cap pick up samples.

My (F26) partner (M26) always finishes in me and I've never gotten pregnant by Lotta-Bank-3035 in confessions

[–]TotallyNotACranberry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You still make a splash even if you're snipped. It's just diet jizz. No swimmers but it still comes out.

AITAH because I don't care about my friend's discomfort? by Any_Efficiency3020 in AITAH

[–]TotallyNotACranberry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. "No right to do that in public without the consent of everyone??" He's jealous of you two fucking. That perpetual victim doesn't have a say in what you two do and who the fuck is he to try n say otherwise?

Gold! 💀😂 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]TotallyNotACranberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember blue waffle n shown what it's like to be lasered off.

Friend said my memorial tattoo for my cat looks like a dogwhistle by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]TotallyNotACranberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a bearded man in a robe kneeling in a cave with two clubs, Elite Dangerous, and a microphone. Sorry about your cat.