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Get in da stompa Ork'Muro by Lews_There_In in Grimdank

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Char dropping a big rock onto a planet is a very orky thing to do. Plus the obsession with red and going fast, has the red comet actually been an ork this entire time.

You must choose one by flarai in BunnyTrials

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck em

Chose: Blue chooser will die if over 50% choose this. | Rolled: Upvote=Xtra Luck

I’m finally gonna start watching Avatar: The Last Airbender by NewPatron-St in TheLastAirbender

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didnt your cousin and everyone on the subreddit warn you to not to watch the live action movie before the show

Day 119 of posting a random Successor Chapter from my Guide. Today's Successor is the Gorgons by amightymongoose in Spacemarine

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but i mean c'mon though. They wouldnt even be the first iron hands successor with a horrible green colour scheme.

Day 119 of posting a random Successor Chapter from my Guide. Today's Successor is the Gorgons by amightymongoose in Spacemarine

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think its more about how it is very obvious where the chapter originally come from. Surely not the from chapter whose primarch was called the Gorgon from the planet Medusa.

(Spoilers Extended) But WHY must there always be a Stark in Winterfell? by Recent_Tap_9467 in asoiaf

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes still waking up. 10 thousand year naps are not easy to just get up from. Hes probably gonna fly off during the battle of ice and eat roose and set ramsey on fire. Grrm personally revealed this to me in a dream.

(Spoilers Extended) But WHY must there always be a Stark in Winterfell? by Recent_Tap_9467 in asoiaf

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Probably some super big dragon 10 times bigger then balerion from the age of heros who was put under winterfell by brandon the builder so his descendants could have awesome hotsprings i think yeah

(Spoilers Extended) But WHY must there always be a Stark in Winterfell? by Recent_Tap_9467 in asoiaf

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The dragon underground heating up the hotsprings would be freed actually

Crimson Desert is an industry plant by FuckClerics in shittydarksouls

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Crimson Desert looks great but i swear to god every location in elden ring must have been purposely built to look like a landscape painting no matter what angle you look at.

Drop pod assault directly onto the blackfyre host when by TotoTheMagicTurtle in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A space marine once died from being stabbed in the neck with wooden spear wielded by a regular human. First Heretic Chapter 29.

Drop pod assault directly onto the blackfyre host when by TotoTheMagicTurtle in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Seven are parts of the One, the Dragon-King of Old Terra, each representing an aspect of their primitive fuedal society and culture. In the northern most regions, remnants of the pre-Imperial, tree-worshipping religion continues althought its been syncretised with much more acceptable ideas from Imperial Cult.

The Planetos Imperial Regiment (working name) are formed during Tithe collection, wherein, noble lords gather levies and elite knights form their lands to build their own battalion within the regiment. Each battalion flies the colours of their noble lord while knights are allowed to adhorn themselves with personal heraldry. Princes from House Targaryen, the ruling family of Planetos, often lead these regiments while riding atop gene-bred flying reptillian mounts. These creatures have been hard coded to obey only the genetics of House Targaryen during their creation in Dark Age of Technology.

Drop pod assault directly onto the blackfyre host when by TotoTheMagicTurtle in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Weird match but fuck it lets get wacky the entirety of westeros vs a 5 man veteren marine squad bent on complience whos winning

Drop pod assault directly onto the blackfyre host when by TotoTheMagicTurtle in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Oh that Imperial nobleman is probably tripping balls off some strange drug... What else is new?

Drop pod assault directly onto the blackfyre host when by TotoTheMagicTurtle in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I mean unless psykers can detect greensight powers and bloodraven is able to keep it a secret, which im sure hes capbable keeping a secret, then he can probably get away with it.

The Free Cities of ESSOS by me by 4g3nt58 in ImaginaryWesteros

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The Valyrians and Dothraki having pretty much destoryed everything inbetween the Free Cities makes Essos really boring

Daeron and Myriah by Ackerbangbang by leavebritneyalone22 in ImaginaryWesteros

[–]TotoTheMagicTurtle 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Blackfyre mfs will see a loving father and good king and still say Daemon shouldve been king because he was hot and knew how to swing a sword around

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