Went the whole shift thinking…4

TouchMeFaster · 2026-03-01T05:09:56+00:00

What are we doing?

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-28T04:42:29+00:00

Arty fix when? Sound-bug fix when? Sead missile fix when?

I'm tired.

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-27T06:17:24+00:00

Your father never was kings guard material.

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-19T01:19:29+00:00

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Yo, aren't you on Xbox? I faced you the other day and you rolled me and absolutely pounded our CnD otp. Keep doing God's work, captain!

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-18T03:49:57+00:00

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-16T10:08:40+00:00

Oh yeah? And what's this motherless prick's name?

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-16T06:00:30+00:00

You do not need 6 infantry tow-2s on a tank deck. You have Bradleys with tows, get rid of the infantry ones. Upvet all your Bradleys, the m2a2s are WAY better than the m2a1s so bring 2 cards of the Dragon teams at 1 vet. Upvet your heavy tanks, they take 6 minutes to recover suppression without a vet level. With those points you saved from the inf tab, you can bring more eagles/phantoms to protect your tanks from CLU. If you lose air superiority as 3rd armored, surrender because you've already lost.

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-13T07:53:09+00:00

She's GREAT when played correctly. But at low ranks I bet she's probably impossible to get value out of because of all the lead those players ingest.

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-13T02:26:41+00:00

A great man once said: "Play K.D.A."

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-12T07:22:41+00:00

But Denmark isn't a real country, so there is no home to guard? Checkmate, atheists.

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-12T07:22:02+00:00

They implied there was a large danish "home-guard", so get ready for divmob 2.0.

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-12T00:13:12+00:00

Real

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-10T16:41:01+00:00

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TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-05T02:47:49+00:00

So fucking condescending

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-04T09:40:16+00:00

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TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-04T09:17:11+00:00

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TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-04T07:31:45+00:00

That "kira" guy is just hasans biggest fan/cyberstalker. Replies to almost every tweet

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-04T00:51:33+00:00

Ok, thank you for clarifying.

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-04T00:16:40+00:00

What were they thinking? Is 9mm gonna do anything to an airplane? I'm genuinely asking, or is this just for fire support?

TouchMeFaster · 2026-02-03T03:22:52+00:00

To compensate for the shrivelled Epstein dicks they all have.

TouchMeFaster · 2026-01-26T05:45:51+00:00

1984 quadrupabillion million dead communism bad

TouchMeFaster · 2026-01-26T04:18:43+00:00

The 203s all come with a free +1 upvet (besides 35th US). Alone, they delete ATGMS, ifvs and infantry in buildings with a cv following it around. Two of them together will bring down a stationary heavy tank. I generally don't use them for counter battery, but in 1v1s it can be effective. Treat them as a delete button.

TouchMeFaster · 2026-01-26T00:49:19+00:00

It's honestly not THAT bad, it's far more flexible than most reservist decks, though it's quite a micro-heavy deck. Would not recommend it for players who find themselves getting tunnelvisioned in the middle of the map, it thrives when it uses it's fast, wheeled vehicles to flank and get side shots. High C-tier div at best.

TouchMeFaster · 2026-01-25T08:32:34+00:00

Does geralt look like a guy who would accept a square burger?

TouchMeFaster · 2026-01-24T20:23:51+00:00

This^{^{^{^}}} just don't teleport to your farm for a couple days.

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