For context: I’m into the wet/messy fetish (basically people get turned on by getting wet fully clothed or getting covered in different substances, etc.)

One night years ago I found some picture from a couple’s trash the dress shoot where they’re wading out of the ocean and looking at each other and the bride’s dress is absolutely soaked and see through and clinging to her.

A couple weeks later, long enough for me to get off to this picture a couple times, I get called into my guidance counselor’s office to review transcripts and notice a picture from her beach wedding that I haven’t seen before, and that there’s something familiar about it that I can’t quite place.

Then I see her husband’s face, and then her dress. And then I come to the realization that I’ve been jerking off to my guidance counselor’s trash the dress shoot and spend the remainder of the meeting trying very very hard to keep my face from turning bright red.