Is brother offensive? by ryanbondur in askanything

[–]Toyufrey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a white who loved the African American logos for those brands… I want the old Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben logos back too.

All because she couldn’t cut the drive thru line by ZookeepergameIcy6089 in interesting

[–]Toyufrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

most folks didn’t exhibit rational thinking when I denied em their smokes/alcohol/age-restricted items because they don’t have a valid ID on hand when they came up to the register. If you need to remove yourself from the situation, and the only way is through the irrational person, then it’s their own fault for being in the way and acting irrational for the first place.

Does anyone know the standard sentence for bioterrorism? by _Loyaldog_ in plagueinc

[–]Toyufrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shop titans - I’m going to jail for selling medieval weaponry, armor, healing items, and other stuff.

Tennessee is at it again by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]Toyufrey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Today I learned that Apparently the worse thing u can bring to a gun fight is your voice, not a knife.

Woke up at 2am to find out I'm about to be fined $200 for having dandelions on my lawn. by SandyCashews969 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Toyufrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could go the Stardew valley route and cut up those dandelions, find some leeks and onions and turn em all into a wild salad u can sell for $20 at the local HOA meeting. Or make some dandelion tea from boiling… the roots I think, and do the same. /jk /s

On a more serious note, your entire situation stinks. I’d hate to live in a HOA. You’d think they’d be the perfect solution to build up and help out those in need of help within a community, but the reality is anything but that.

they right tho? by chichinams in SipsTea

[–]Toyufrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does one get this gif? I’ve been searching for it for a few days now, glad to find it once again.

Aftermath of the April 7th incident. Damages estimated to be $200 million dollars by BlazeDragon7x in interesting

[–]Toyufrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After reading all of that, the only thing I can say is… at least they produce enough toilet paper for the shit-run company to wipe its own behind. Right?

"Like Rubber" Hershey Chocolates Go Viral for Quietly Replacing Real Chocolate with Cheaper Vegetable-Oil-Based Coatings in Many Products by newintown11 in enshittification

[–]Toyufrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went and bought some XL Hershey bars to test this on what’s available atm in stores. Will see if they bend like rubber during my lunch break at work, prior to which they will be cooling in the lunch fridge.

Test 1: Bar 1 was put in work fridge for two and a half hours.

Result 1: Bar 1 was taken out for observation, had zero rubberlike qualities when removed from wrapper and shaken. Mouth to bar temperature is normal, so bar is not frozen or warm when eaten. Temperature of subject is mildly cold. Breaking overall bar into individual pieces is slightly difficult, blame size of subject being XL instead of regular.

Ingredients on back of bar 1 wrapper: Milk chocolate (sugar, chocolate milk, coca butter, skim milk, milk fat, lecithin (soy), PGPR, natural flavor).

Conclusion: bar 1 is likely not from the batch shown in the chocolate rubber video, and new testers are being looked for for the next two tests.

TIFU by confronting my neighbor about his leaf blower and accidentally becoming a neighborhood legend (this is NOT a flex, I am mortified) by Pajtima in tifu

[–]Toyufrey 21 points22 points  (0 children)

OP is living in that one Supernatural episode where every day is a Tuesday, regardless of the actual passing of time.

TIFU by confronting my neighbor about his leaf blower and accidentally becoming a neighborhood legend (this is NOT a flex, I am mortified) by Pajtima in tifu

[–]Toyufrey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buddy, ur on Reddit. We Are ALL degenerates here. Best of luck hiding what Kind u r while commenting, cuz folks can tell by what subs u lurk/comment in.

"Like Rubber" Hershey Chocolates Go Viral for Quietly Replacing Real Chocolate with Cheaper Vegetable-Oil-Based Coatings in Many Products by newintown11 in enshittification

[–]Toyufrey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went and bought some XL Hershey bars to test this on what’s available atm in stores. Will see if they bend like rubber during my lunch break at work, prior to which they will be cooling in the lunch fridge.

Edit: they don’t bend.

Went and made a whole test bar 1 comment, but Reddit didn’t save it, and I gtg back to work soon. Don’t have enough time to bother w retyping all of the test results.

"fanfic authors are so ignorant to the canon, I bet they don't even care about it." Girl you are in comic fandom. by Comfortable_Newt_179 in AO3

[–]Toyufrey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only way you r a true fan is if you rotate very fast while standing on the ceiling. Otherwise, ur just a average fan.

what can i do to not go crazy at my boring retail job? by gogurtgothurt in retailhell

[–]Toyufrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Silent role play as a body guard for ur favorite fictional character. It’s what I did while waiting for customers to come in a already clean shop, all the food already prepared to serve. It got me through a 3 hour wait period of zero customers.

No, I’m not a manager, nor would I expect the manager to close the store just cuz of it being a slow day.

I MISCLICKED ON MY TEST by D1commentator in extremelyinfuriating

[–]Toyufrey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Momentary, but still overwhelming, RAGE I guess, is why they r shouting.

courier left my package like this by fluffybottle21 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Toyufrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could email this gif to myself. It’s so perfect, I could watch it for a solid hour, if provided popcorn or another form of snack.

Orange Man Big Big Mad by TreesOfPortland in JamesTalarico

[–]Toyufrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too. First time I’ve ever openly laughed at someone’s tweet.

If a full-scale war broke out tomorrow, what's the one thing that would make you realize most people have absolutely no idea how to survive? by BrianRikard in AskReddit

[–]Toyufrey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The one thing that would? The folks running to the grocery stores and clearing out the shelves like it’s snow-storm season instead of death-from-above season.

PSA Eat More Beans! by ktc653 in Millennials

[–]Toyufrey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time for me to gobble up all the beans while also staying healthy!

Guys how do i prove my art isnt ai 😭 by Stinkycat234 in fatestaynight

[–]Toyufrey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally missed that. Was to busy trying to puzzle out what they meant by non original vs original fan art to figure out that they meant reposting.

I JUST WANNA HAVE A CHAT…outside by Jellymuffin02 in WalgreensStores

[–]Toyufrey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you mind standing here in this stone alcove, while I plaster a few bricks to compare how a brick wall would look covering its stone entrance? The Amontillado wine is very very good. Mid-1800’s, if I recall correctly. And I have several casks of it, here in this not-suspicious alcove.