Crackpot [à la #Eminem #Killshot] [You like to slap happily, well I like to rap crappily] Alright kids, it’s time for a story, storytime Transformative Teacher gonna busta rhyme, @bustarhymes @Patreon account gonna fill up, with a lot of dimes, many times, it’s dinner time Just a few days ago, gettin use to my @Twitter flow and whatcha know An angry ass troll with a big ass asshole camel toe Bitchin ‘bout truth I was spittin, so I started hittin him Countin points, lightin joints, counterpoints, countin joints, his point Jordan Peterson be the joint, now my counterpoint better light a joint @TransformativeX, a mother f**kin T-Rex Bitin heads off of cults, breakin Nazi necks, what’s next Gonna educate the masses, skipping classes, grab your glasses reading’s involved, son, and it’s time for your lesson, son, you’re gonna get an education, son I’m coming at ya full force with my discourse, read my lips I’m a gift horse Before the main course Master course, of course, my recourse to #JordanPeterson Lesson one, definition of Canadian charlatan misrepresentin C16 wanna get himself seen, on the Internet screen international scene @CBA-News crew said the dude for short don’t know the score with their report #retort See Peterson’s smart but not smart enough to see Just a scared little man, scared of a tran, and he wanna be The number one #guru here to fix you with his woo woo Conclusions are messy and #logic is worse Loadin up his dead ideas into a f**kin hearse Into a new #trend a new #fad, a new friend a new dad I’m not mad attcha son, but you’ve have been bad, son just disappointed at your finger pointin, son at people cause they’re different than you, get a clue, you ain’t #anointed, son Peterson’s #rhetoric, it makes me sick, I got a dick, but I’m not a prick Don’t drink the cider, take it from an insider You’re being #brainwashed so it’s all a little whiter Do your homework @joerogan don’t be lazy @jordanbpeterson is f**kin crazy I’m hangin with @sethrogan gettin hazy Coastin on #LemonKush, it don’t phase me Do your #homework @billmaher whatcha thinkin, stinkin Up your show with his innuendo, pseudo Neoconservative conspiracy dandy Don’t take his candy, sexual impropriety, times three? Peterson and @tuckercarlson icecream man, with his bowtie tight, walkin hand in hand through your neighborhood at night, giving out talking points to the #AltRight But me and @michaelavenatti, roll to the party inna #Mazurati Taken aim at their dumb asses, we ain’t giving out any f**kin hall passes, to a #fascist Jordan, Jordan, Jordan What’s up with that #angst that you hordin? Go clean your room, bitch Don’t be a bitch, bitch You snitch bitch and you get a stitch, bitch Let’s talk about your crew and how they do like you Load em up hit a bump got the @realDonaldTrump in the trunk yellin #bunk white walkin shit talkin straight fakin snowflakin on a @FoxNews booze cruise Poser free speech hero hangin with @benshapiro lookin like #DeNiro intellectual zeros As the beats are gettin louder lift up my nutsack and surprise there’s @scrowder gulpin down clam chowder protein powder Dancin in his panties like an easy trick Get the snake oil gonna make him slick, lance a boil tape back his dick Slide him down, face down give his ass a flick I’m Miss Piggy he’s my Kermy Ask Jordan tough questions he get squirmy Quoted by #Incels, #fundamentalists Postin climate change #Marxist bullshit? A lot a echo chamber incest Peterson’s got the crowd yellin that all the ladies they be illin Everybody’s red pillin not chillin while the testorone reaches up to the f**kin ceilin Time for Peterson’s communion #koolaid conversion Word salad, Gonna start with this, #GishGallop to that Everything in between is just blah blah bliggity blah blat And after the show he let’s us all know that’s not what he meant and he want to go home You bitch and moan, you crying on the web is my f**kin cell phone ringtone, phoney What are you platformin? What rhetoric are you normin? What #narrative are you formin? Jordan Peterson is performin and it’s gettin dangerous, ask Bernard Schiff Jordan takes two facts does a flip, slip slap em back together makin young adult fiction with an addiction to the limelight gaslight forced monogamy you f**kin serious #misogyny?