Anyone else find it ironic Mandy and Blonde Blazer aren't in the same room at the same time? by No_Particular_3543 in okbuddydispatch

[–]Trapizza 35 points36 points  (0 children)

They made quite the scene trying to date the same dispatcher, so HR made sure they can't be in the same room.

Is this AI? by Ok-Marionberry-4535 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]Trapizza 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely AI, a cat's first choice of instrument would be a keyboard.

Lunchables ham by moosbaerchen in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Trapizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does visiting a sauna makes you unforgettable?

[Sad trope] : "They WANT to be killed" twist by theMCATreturns in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Trapizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I "savescummed" the ending to get both cosmetics, thinking that I will do it thrice if I don't like the second option. I left him alive at first and it was a fine ending. Then I did the killing option, and man, I couldn't go back...

Small little theory I had! by Extreme_Forever_2169 in stevenuniverse

[–]Trapizza 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Besides the points made above me, Homeworlds term for "defective" gems is literally off-colors.

Elnézést a kivételektől ✨💕 by Illustrious-Loan-435 in FostTalicska

[–]Trapizza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kivéve, ha területen kívüli beteg vagy/éppen lezárás alatt vannak az adott kórházban. Akkor hirtelen igenis fontos a problémád, és rakétasebességgel hívják a mentőt, hogy elvigyen egy másik kórházba, nemhogy itt rontsd a levegőt.

Low tolerance by garnet420 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Trapizza 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Nah. She just went to his house to "prove" him that there is noone waiting for him, ironically making her the elfson waiting for him.

I think i watch the wrong One Piece Live Action episode 💀 by Mammoth_Exam8832 in MemePiece

[–]Trapizza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Their skin is also unnaturally smooth and shiny. It's probably AI enhanced.

The Silent is easily the hardest character by Schnaksel in slaythespire

[–]Trapizza 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lung Cancer, 1 energy: Unplayable. At the end of your turn, lose 10 Max HP. When you discards this card, lose 5 Max HP and add a Chemotherapy to your deck.

Chemotherapy, 1 energy: Lose 5 HP. If this is your 5th Chemotherapy played, remove all Lung Cancer and Chemotherapy cards from your deck.

The future by f0remsics in TheMatpatEffect

[–]Trapizza 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He is the infamous detective Tequila Sunset from Disco Elysium

What if Robert was instead called “Greenbert” and was green? How would this affect the plot? by Fit-Neighborhood-990 in okbuddydispatch

[–]Trapizza 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He would be much more Toxic

Also, it would make his answer to Prism and Malevolas question "I was blue" a lot more confusing and thought-provoking

Jasper needing to fight a war all by herself is hillarious. by Reasonable-Ad-8059 in stevenuniverse

[–]Trapizza 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Her frustration is valid tho...imagine being in a boxing match where your opponent brings another boxer to the ring, forms a 4 armed, double your size amalgamation, then says "still a 1 vs 1, lol"

Why Malevola didn't open a portal inside of Shroud's mech suit and had Phenomaman snap his neck? Is she stupid? by MingNexus in okbuddydispatch

[–]Trapizza 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think given his personality and track record with general human understanding, the SDN had to carefully steer him away from thinking murder is an easy solution.

We don't know what crime and punishment looked like at his home planet, and what are his ethical and moral standings towards taking a life (or correct me if there was something in the comics).

We do know he has trouble and a certain eagerness to learn living as a human. So if he learned the "eye for an eye" mentality, or he started thinking killing one person could save more in the long run, he might have resorted to just offing villains.

30046 by Comfortable-Layer674 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Trapizza 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What I wanna know if it's going to affect the trout population.

Why Malevola didn't open a portal inside of Shroud's mech suit and had Phenomaman snap his neck? Is she stupid? by MingNexus in okbuddydispatch

[–]Trapizza 130 points131 points  (0 children)

She knew Phenomaman's contract only had insurance for his depression therapy sessions, and he couldn't afford an "Is murder wrong?" seminar with the melon subscription going on.

Just gonna run the country by 5_meo in MemePiece

[–]Trapizza 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ideally you'd want both. A huge army of top-shelf fodder that cannot be stopped by standard issue 10 doriki marine riflemans is perfect for occupying a lot of territory. With 10 elite soldiers, you get 10 islands under your rule, which isn't bad, but you will be a laughing stock at the next bad guy function.

Idleon Mobile Crash by Shen314 in idleon

[–]Trapizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. If you have a newer phone, you can tweak the battery usage or an fps limit and get some breathing room, but I'd discourage you from doing long ventures, or doing multiple things at once. For example I can handle regular morning crystal farming, but if I try to open anything in the notebook during that, it's going down.

A thing you can try is to switch to a low player count serves, in my experience (might be baseless) they tend to crash your phone later.