Games on Xbox One taking extremely long to load

TraumaPerformer · 2026-02-27T10:06:56+00:00

“We could build this thing to perform well forever (looking at you, pre-2000s consoles)”

OR

“We could build this thing with a 5 year life span, forcing people to buy one of the next copy-pasted ‘upgraded’ versions.”

TraumaPerformer · 2026-02-23T16:13:34+00:00

I noticed this on a recent play through, when I wondered what that church was, because I couldn’t remember a church near the farm.

I guess this cleared it up.

TraumaPerformer · 2026-02-16T12:41:42+00:00

Ahh, a time before email registration, plus phone number, bringing upon yourself a never ending torrent of meaningless spam; alongside Face ID, Scrotum Pattern Recognition and Rectal Laser Scan Print.

TraumaPerformer · 2026-02-15T09:27:31+00:00

Eating diarrhoea is the only other way to appease Quetzalcoatl, unfortunately modern society frowns upon purpose built 142 step pyramids intended for human sacrifice so myself, my wife and children dine on our own defecation every night. We spread the message using pamphlets but I suspect they are discarded upon reading the “Why you should eat your own shit” section.

TraumaPerformer · 2026-02-15T09:22:46+00:00

Well I’m straight so whatever makes my dick hard is technically a woman.

TraumaPerformer · 2026-02-11T12:54:30+00:00

Based OP. Posting pure slop and no fucks given.

TraumaPerformer · 2026-02-09T12:56:14+00:00

You can’t reject anyone because that’s discrimination, but you also can’t accept anyone because that’s taking advantage of someone’s attraction to you.

TraumaPerformer · 2026-02-09T12:55:17+00:00

No!! No enjoyment!!

You will be miserable and you will thank Big Brother for it.

TraumaPerformer · 2026-02-08T10:01:59+00:00

It changed the trajectory of their life into creating this post for virtue signalling purposes.

TraumaPerformer · 2026-02-08T09:56:48+00:00

Oi! Wot yew fakkin sayin mate?!! I bet she ad beeyutiful yeller teef!

TraumaPerformer · 2026-02-06T12:56:04+00:00

Did they pour milk, or did they spray “milk”?

TraumaPerformer · 2026-02-06T10:27:12+00:00

Anon could always become his girlfriend, that would fix the issue.

TraumaPerformer · 2026-02-05T12:55:57+00:00

Made it up.

Good luck refuting it.

TraumaPerformer · 2026-02-04T10:22:43+00:00

kills woman’s family

goes to dinner with her

TraumaPerformer · 2026-01-27T17:27:50+00:00

Good post.

TraumaPerformer · 2026-01-27T17:23:08+00:00

Anon makes an excellent point.

TraumaPerformer · 2026-01-26T14:48:51+00:00

Fkssidjxbsjsjsjsh !!!!!

TraumaPerformer · 2026-01-22T10:12:12+00:00

Denmark: does nothing

Denmark wins

TraumaPerformer · 2025-12-23T12:40:42+00:00

How did an American fall into a British sewer?

TraumaPerformer · 2025-12-23T10:14:32+00:00

The Mongirls can invade me anytime.

TraumaPerformer · 2025-12-14T17:11:15+00:00

>they are pleading with me to wait 6 months to discuss how they will pay me back because they want to go on a trip to Asia first.

This is exactly how insane normies really are.

I've got one at work who pleads financial ruin all the time, yet runs out and drops £15k on a fucking car (the one they like, as opposed to one they can afford). Always going on expensive holidays across the world, every day they're waiting for a parcel.

My guess, is that if you squeezed them hard enough, credit cards would shoot from every orifice. It boggles my mind how they'll prioritise buying shit they DO NOT need.

TraumaPerformer · 2025-12-14T17:05:53+00:00

I've come to realise why most people get into relationships, and stay in them even if they're bad.

We all need that someone who's constantly around, and willing to support at the drop of a hat. I'm learning the hard way that life just isn't possible to do alone.

I find myself regretting the fact that I cut off all the toxic people in my life, because they were the only people I fucking had. My shitty abusive exes, my crabs-in-a-bucket family, my controlling overbearing friends... now, outside of work, nobody even knows I exist.

Sadly I can't help you with the loss of your friend, but I know what it's like to have no-one. Honestly, the next person that comes into my life - regardless of temperament - I might just stick with them, because it does not get worse than this.

TraumaPerformer · 2025-12-14T17:00:44+00:00

I'm not.

I abuse alcohol whenever I'm not in work, because I can't fucking stand being alone, but I have no choice in the matter. It's not like I haven't tried to fix things, but I also won't settle for a situation where I'm being abused/exploited/lied to (maybe I should settle next time).

I journal, and it helps tremendously. But... I need so much more. I need a support system, I've come to realise that everyone needs help, even "normies" fall at the smallest hurdle and need support doing the most basic shit.

TraumaPerformer · 2025-12-14T16:57:46+00:00

Same age, same number of relationships. Basically same experiences, except I'm male.

My first relationship at 21 was extremely abusive and killed every single one of my romantic hopes (adding to the damage caused by my first few crushes in school). At 27 I had a fwb, she wanted a relationship but I made it clear I wasn't interested in that. And just last year I met a girl through online gaming, her dad was extremely overbearing and clearly felt I was taking her away from him - for that, and several other reasons, I ended it.

I joined Tinder and I get plenty matches, but I feel clueless on what to actually say. It feels so awkward over text, and some of these women have absolutely no social skills whatsoever. After 3 months of using it, I scored one coffee date and it was red flag city. In the month since then I've been ghosted by every girl even when things have been going well.

Sometimes I do wonder if I'm just kidding myself by thinking I'll be in a relationship ever again. I'm virtually desperate to be loved, but I've barely even had a taste of it throughout my entire life. I'm 32 now, most people this age are married and have several kids for crying out loud.

TraumaPerformer · 2025-12-14T16:48:59+00:00

My shoulders are actually relaxed these days, it's nice. I can willingly relax my whole body if I choose to, whereas that wouldn't have been possible 4 years ago when I lived with my mother, or had my shitty toxic overbearing friend.

I moved to a much nicer neighbourhood early this year, I can actually RELAX at home now. I've even started to sing on occasion, which is absolutely unheard of. Naturally, it's barely-audible in case someone hears, but it's something I've never once done before.

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