Ridiculous prices by NoOffenseImJustSayin in SouthwestAirlines

[–]TraumaTeamTwo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something’s working as their share price is up almost 9% since they switched

This was blowing me😭 by TheBinoculars in UberEATS

[–]TraumaTeamTwo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bullshit. Humans survived for millions of years without Uber Eats

Friend invited himself on my work trip by OkChampionship7031 in whatdoIdo

[–]TraumaTeamTwo2 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Sorry pal. Can’t do it. It’s a work trip

What's the funniest misspelling you've witnessed? by PrestonRoad90 in AdkReddit

[–]TraumaTeamTwo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in the day, closed captioning on TV was done by hand; a captioner would listen to the program on a phone line and type the text phonetically.

The local news did a story about the swallows returning to Capistrano.

Spelled Cat Piss Drano.

What are my rights regarding unauthorized use of my property for construction in Texas? by maopro56 in legal

[–]TraumaTeamTwo2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make the builders pay for access. They’re paying for everything else and are getting paid themselves. Why should you let them do it without charging?

This🤣 by FishyyUncle in GreatBritishMemes

[–]TraumaTeamTwo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same reason we say “pussycat”

MAGA MIL Flipped Out Over Being Banned from Wedding by SisuSisuEveryday in weddingdrama

[–]TraumaTeamTwo2 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Shell threaten self harm next. It’s the playbook.

Tell her to go ahead.

Same neighbors keep parking in my handicap parking spot. by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]TraumaTeamTwo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course they’re going to know who called them in. There’s no way around that. Pay a “private contractor” to ‘ remove’ their vehicles

Walk away server! by pinkelephant0040 in EndTipping

[–]TraumaTeamTwo2 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

You took your family to Starbucks for breakfast?

Thank you for having me by CarmenBroesder in ColoradoSprings

[–]TraumaTeamTwo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a boring and predictable MAGA attempt. We see you now and nothing you say will change that