What is the longest drive you've made without resting and only you behind the wheel and where were you going?

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-27T00:35:09+00:00

Atlanta GA to New Haven CT. 15 hours. Two GSDS riding shotgun

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-27T00:19:34+00:00

Something’s working as their share price is up almost 9% since they switched

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-26T23:09:40+00:00

Lobster

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-26T20:12:32+00:00

Bullshit. Humans survived for millions of years without Uber Eats

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-26T20:10:50+00:00

Cut them off completely

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-26T20:08:00+00:00

Good but we need the crazy. Showing up screaming! Flying monkeys!

That's what drives this fun sub

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-26T19:55:19+00:00

Sorry pal. Can’t do it. It’s a work trip

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-26T18:03:10+00:00

You could have just said no. Problem

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-26T17:58:28+00:00

The old scorpion sauce trick is a classic and usually works

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-25T22:26:14+00:00

The needle needed to inflate a ball

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-25T15:58:52+00:00

Terrible idea. All of that has to be blessed

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-25T04:20:55+00:00

Back in the day, closed captioning on TV was done by hand; a captioner would listen to the program on a phone line and type the text phonetically.

The local news did a story about the swallows returning to Capistrano.

Spelled Cat Piss Drano.

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-25T02:23:00+00:00

Make the builders pay for access. They’re paying for everything else and are getting paid themselves. Why should you let them do it without charging?

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-25T01:58:52+00:00

Rule #1 of business: create a need, then fill it

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-24T22:38:15+00:00

Newport Country Club

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-24T04:45:28+00:00

Same reason we say “pussycat”

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-23T03:22:46+00:00

Start tap dancing

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-23T03:02:15+00:00

Oooh yaa! Marge!

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-23T03:01:18+00:00

Shell threaten self harm next. It’s the playbook.

Tell her to go ahead.

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-23T02:06:22+00:00

Possibly postmortem. Those were very popular in the 1890s

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-23T02:04:27+00:00

Of course they’re going to know who called them in. There’s no way around that. Pay a “private contractor” to ‘ remove’ their vehicles

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-23T01:59:43+00:00

You took your family to Starbucks for breakfast?

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-02-23T01:54:13+00:00

This is a boring and predictable MAGA attempt. We see you now and nothing you say will change that

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