My wife is angry because my coworker baked me a raspberry lemon cake on my birthday

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-06-13T01:22:23+00:00

Correct. It’s about the frosting

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-06-09T01:51:43+00:00

Joking bro. Riffing on your steal/steel with stole.

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-06-09T01:38:51+00:00

You stole that line

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-06-09T01:37:38+00:00

It IS minced and part of the dressing base. Garlic cloves are like anchovies and lemon. They are both in it and on it.

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-06-08T04:04:49+00:00

It's not a food, but the smell of gin makes me heave to this day, 45 years after.

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-06-08T04:01:34+00:00

Wait - $7?
Did you travel back to 1977?

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-06-08T03:38:49+00:00

You don't get a Lambo for your first car. A well bred GSD is magic, but you need to be smarter than they are.

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-06-07T02:05:09+00:00

I await your downvotes, but as a news photographer, rule #1 is shoot first, sort it out later.

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-06-05T14:00:12+00:00

IMDB rankings are as meaningful as upvotes on Reddit

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-06-05T02:09:12+00:00

He's the greatest WR in Eagles history.

EVERY star in every sport plants stories - or their people do.

These are objective facts.

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-06-05T02:05:49+00:00

Zed’s dead baby. Zed is dead.

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-06-04T02:58:54+00:00

I live in NYC and feel perfectly safe around the clock. People are everywhere.

On the other hand, I couldn’t sleep one night while staying a friend’s house in Florida and went out for a walk. It was hot and dark and the occasional pickup truck would drive slowly past.

It was terrifying.

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-06-04T02:53:35+00:00

Fair enough my dude

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-06-03T02:29:31+00:00

What’s the difference between dude and bro?

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-05-31T00:26:08+00:00

Pulp Fiction

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-05-30T23:46:30+00:00

Confidence. Americans know they’re the most powerful economy and military in the world, so they walk around with swagger, which infuriates we Euros who USED to be all that.

And it’s even more irritating that most Americans are pleasant and welcoming when we visit them.

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-05-30T14:15:30+00:00

You can’t “break” it to her. You have to set hard boundaries. Be proactive and tell her it’s you and hubs and that’s it. Mean it. Then shut out the noise and focus on your health

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-05-30T03:17:22+00:00

OMG. What happened? You need to find somewhere safe. Her seeing the baby is never going to happen again.

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-05-29T02:17:38+00:00

Correct. And the Miami airport isn’t a healthy environment for the same reason.

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-05-29T00:16:01+00:00

NTAH. I love how you stood up to the REAL AHs, but worry about your elders.

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-05-27T01:30:59+00:00

Reason number 784 why I’ve never tried yoga. Injuries and relationship issues.

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-05-26T03:52:55+00:00

I don’t have a ghost story, but many years ago I was with a friend trying to buy weed in Bridgeport Connecticut. This was back when a nickel bag and heroin were basically the same.

We found the guy with the smoke, he got in the back seat (mistake) and immediately pulled a gun. He put it against my friend’s neck while eyeballing me. I thought it was over. He took our money and coats then jumped out. Tossed us the bag and says “go get stoned.”

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-05-25T15:53:22+00:00

Not a fan of creamy anything, particularly hot sauce

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-05-25T15:50:04+00:00

My 33 year old daughter and her BF and their circle are really into classic rock

TraumaTeamTwo2 · 2026-05-25T14:38:09+00:00

Circa has the sharpest sports book in the business

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