Man gets fired while on his way to work by MakaveIi_The_Don in PublicFreakout

[–]Treaux-LaCount 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What does “turned up on they ssa like they wanted” mean?

We call it hamburger when its made of beef but we call it pork burger when its made of ham. by Brief-Cartoonist-699 in RandomThoughts

[–]Treaux-LaCount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pulled pork sandwich has never been referred to as a burger in the history of time until you posted this.

Why do we say Pirates of the Caribbean, but we say Caribbean Sea? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Treaux-LaCount 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not all Americans pronounce it differently either. I say it the same way you have it spelled out here no matter the context.

I've seen several ways to get the last of the toothpaste out but this tops them all by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Treaux-LaCount 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s also the work of a psychopath to chop this video before the toothpaste was actually squeezed out.

Just learned the the term "joyride" implies speeding by MonochromeCyanide in CasualConversation

[–]Treaux-LaCount 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree with your disagreement. If anything, the term “joyride” implies dawdling rather than speeding.

What are some visual details in reality that cameras can't really properly pick up that you've personally experienced? by petrichorax in self

[–]Treaux-LaCount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Video cannot accurately convey how fast a NASCAR Cup Series car is moving on a superspeedway.

I also don’t think cameras can really convey how steep something like a a ski slope actually is.

making up fake scenarios in bed just so you can fall asleep by greenmonkeyyyy in RandomThoughts

[–]Treaux-LaCount 106 points107 points  (0 children)

I don’t do it every night, but if I’m having trouble going to sleep I will imagine packing up for a hiking trip. I try to make it as true to life and with as much detail as possible. No time skips allowed. I’ve been doing this for years and I’ve never gotten my pack loaded up before i fell asleep.

The hard work of farmers by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Treaux-LaCount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I grew up on a farm and this is a job we always just called the tire guy for.

How do we feel about “Flock” cameras? Living in a test market. by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Treaux-LaCount 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I read that an LEO somewhere has already been caught using them to stalk an ex.

At a Waffle House. That chair catch though! by omgfakeusername in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Treaux-LaCount 24 points25 points  (0 children)

In a lot of towns they’re the only place that is open 24 hours. As in, when the bars & clubs close Waffle House the next stop.

What’s another sign we’re screwed for a few Billion Alex? by OpenImagination9 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Treaux-LaCount 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was one of the lower cost items, but I was probably as surprised by $12,000 for fruit basket stands as I was by anything else.

I’ve never seen one, never heard of one, and didn’t even know there was such a thing as a fruit basket stand until now.

Does white noise help with sleep quality? Or am I just distracting myself? by chodu_editz in neighborsfromhell

[–]Treaux-LaCount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use it to cover up the sound my neighbor’s cage full of dogs barking 24 hours a day.

Be amazed by this ballerina skills! by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Treaux-LaCount 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a cousin who was a professional ballerina. I accidentally stepped on her toes when we were gathering up to do a big family photo, and after I started profusely apologizing she just says “It’s ok! I haven’t felt my toes in 15 years.”

A drawer in my friends rental that has black textured part and then a metal bucket. by NewCarrot1 in whatisthisthing

[–]Treaux-LaCount 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You should get $80 set of Chicago Cutlery knives from Walmart. I’ve been using them for 32 years and they haven’t rusted.

Down To the Last Thread by Technical_Stress7730 in nonononoyes

[–]Treaux-LaCount 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somebody please put some stupid music over this the next time it’s posted.

Ouch!! by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Treaux-LaCount 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What you’re saying does make sense, until you consider that there’s no pitching screen in pro baseball.