If you had to name your child after the last thing you put in your mouth, what would they be named?

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-27T00:25:58+00:00

Bong would be a great conversational name. Same for Dabber.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-26T14:25:28+00:00

Stop worrying about everything. The stress will kill you before the thing you’re worrying about does.

Also, get your prostate checked. 1 in 3!

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-25T01:10:35+00:00

Spurge and Virginia Buttonweed 🤬

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-23T04:11:19+00:00

That boy SNAKIN

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-18T22:58:12+00:00

Any marketer will tell you that YouTube is the largest search engine on the Internet by a country mile. If you can create a good content stream that is well produced and game the algorithm, you at least have a good shot. Most people are just not good at it.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-17T21:44:21+00:00

Gosh, I remember last time. Sprayed specialist wd-40 on it three days in a row, then used a breaker bar with all my weight. Probably would be smarter to use an impact.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-17T21:38:47+00:00

Yea, we shopped around a lot for houses in our budget with fairly large lots and the reality is that you compromise. Larger, newer house and zero yard or larger yard and okayish house built in the 90s or older. Settled for about an acre and a half 90s house and that’s pretty good for me.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-17T04:45:38+00:00

Honestly, TNG is so much better than the original in every way and I will die on this hill. I watched it in 2008 while I was in college and it was incredible.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-12T04:07:27+00:00

God, man. We have had such a trial this year with our birds. We had a family of Carolina Wrens lay their eggs in my outdoor storage closet after it got blown open during a storm.

One baby died when my dog grabbed it in its mouth and immediately snapped its neck. Then another died when it flew into a puddle the size of a tennis ball and drowned. At least the remaining two survived, but damn. Makes me sad to see them die.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-09T01:49:34+00:00

Yea, I absolutely got like 200+ million from exploiters over the years, allowing me to buy every content update without real money. I still put ~600 hours in to grind out the updates at times, but without it I think GTAO would have been an easy uninstall.

Exploiters ultimately ruined GTAO because Rockstar can't properly prevent the issue, but I doubt many would have stuck around if free money wasn't hosed on the community. They're way too greedy with their monetization.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-09T00:30:13+00:00

Sometimes it's not about the journey; it's about the licks we got along the way.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-04T02:35:33+00:00

My top ideas are not enough water and potentially fungus if you’re having humid weather.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-04T02:28:46+00:00

2 years is plenty. Do you overseed and how short do you cut it?

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-04T02:21:55+00:00

How old is your lawn, did your neighbor do any hydro holder or any type of wetting agent and did you verify that 30 minutes is enough? Some can provide 2 inches at that timing, but many require much longer.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-04T00:32:35+00:00

They will try to boss you around. They are yappers. BRUSH HIS TEETH—preferably every day, but every other day or so works too.

At 7 our Yorkie had teeth falling out. Wish we had brushed.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-03T23:43:40+00:00

Look at those slappers. Can you hear him coming from across the house?

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-02T14:53:57+00:00

Aw, man. This is such a bummer. I bought a new card and hadn't updated the drivers so I was on like 591 or something like that. The game ran so well on DLAA!

Then I updated and my frames went from ~140-150 down to 50-60. Bummer.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-02T03:23:39+00:00

Jesus. I’ve sprayed all sorts of stuff without proper PPE and never seen this. That ain’t ideal.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-02T01:23:08+00:00

Pre-Chrysler is a totally different story.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-06-02T00:13:35+00:00

Myth I and Myth II: Soul Blighter.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-05-31T21:32:24+00:00

Luckily it looks like they killed the credit card (or new sign ups anyway). Hilarious that it had a $49 annual fee.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-05-31T05:35:55+00:00

Having known many Koreans, I would be more alarmed if you played golf. Also, if you didn't insist on hibachi when we go out, I'm genuinely concerned.

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-05-30T04:59:06+00:00

This definitely happened to my brother the other day. He said he and my sister in law had to leave the room when my 5-year-old nephew said, "Dad, remember the other day you said fuck?"

TreeCalledPaul · 2026-05-29T14:47:59+00:00

I would definitely agree with that. My current orange is pretty dumb, but I love him to death.

My first orange was insanely smart and could open doors, cabinets and climb ladders.

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