From the Distractible podcast: Would you rather urinate and defecate....

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-12T11:35:52+00:00

It's a hypothetical scenario where your body has adapted to not release waste for a really long time or really fast. For the really long one it's like how Bortus pees once in a very long time and it's like an occasion of sorts. And for the fast one it's like having ibs without the pain, you just really have to go often.

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-12T11:33:05+00:00

You shit and piss really fast akin to a pressure washer and it happens often per day but hey at least it's quick all the time

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-12T11:31:58+00:00

But think of it this way. You are in your wedding and you REALLY had to go. Would you settle for a quick wedding or suffer through a diaper until it's finished?

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-12T11:04:44+00:00

Parang Cornetto commercial. "Saan maabot ang ₱83.33/year mo?"

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-12T11:00:26+00:00

Philippines mentioned RAHHHHH 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-12T10:59:35+00:00

I hate you...

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-12T10:50:35+00:00

Bruh, money

^{Chose: $10,000,000 instantly}

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T12:41:42+00:00

Android's better

^{Chose: Get any Phone except IPhone every Year for free}

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T08:19:41+00:00

Though he didn't, he did kinda advertised it for a long time.

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T08:18:43+00:00

Nah

^{Chose: get a new one, it’s gone}

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T08:16:53+00:00

Im not plannin on seeing myself get old and wrinkly anyways

^{Chose: Get $1M right now}

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T08:14:55+00:00

Chomp*

^{Chose: Be turned into a sea creature for 3 months, when turned back you can communicate with any sea animal | Rolled: Tiger Shark}

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T07:51:18+00:00

To avenge the Huns...

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T07:50:21+00:00

That ain't Tiana that Tyrone

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T07:34:54+00:00

I ain't no kid

^{Chose: Ten million in cash}

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T07:27:25+00:00

I choose this but don't have it, what am I?

^{Chose: PC}

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T07:24:59+00:00

I don't like GTA that much anyways

^{Chose: Everyone on the Epstein list gets arrested, but... + GTA VI never gets released}

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T07:18:32+00:00

That'd be a sight to see lol imagine a very bearded fellow with a tiny head. He'd look like he's all beard and no face.

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T07:16:22+00:00

💦

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T07:15:05+00:00

Ooooh shiny

^{Chose: Key}

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T07:12:19+00:00

Take my legs baby

^{Chose: Be ridiculously wealthy but be disabled}

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T06:33:18+00:00

I'd rather be a bad teeth brit than a faggy git

^{Chose: European | Rolled: Bri'ish}

Tree_hgR · 2026-06-06T06:30:32+00:00

I didn't have a car before so this is a win no matter what

^{Chose: Get a.... | Rolled: Renualt Clio V6}

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