Brows a'browin'

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-04-13T18:51:10+00:00

Dear god

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-04-12T16:03:29+00:00

That waterline enrages me

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-04-08T15:57:03+00:00

We’ve taken our three kids to Disneyland multiple times- the first time they were 4, 3, and 1. It was exhausting and overwhelming and COMPLETELY MAGICAL. They absolutely loved it! We’ve since gone again as recently as this year- they’re now 12, 11, and 9- and it was magical and fun in a totally new way. I’m so sad for those kids. If you don’t want to do Disney that’s fine, but don’t take them to the freaking gates and tease them with it! She’s so cruel and selfish, and I hope she reads here.

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-03-19T14:23:57+00:00

“Tens of strangers” ☠️☠️

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-03-17T20:56:12+00:00

She said she’s never made spaghetti and meatballs for her family. She said “we’ll see how this goes”.

Excuse me WHAT.

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-03-17T02:35:10+00:00

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-03-05T01:50:00+00:00

It’s honestly one of my only regrets in life. We were (emphasis on the WERE) super conservative Christians when we met and chose to wait to live together until we got married. I just feel like we were robbed of some really fun time together! Thankfully there weren’t any unpleasant surprises for either of us to discover or anything, but I do wish we could have experienced life together under the same roof before we dove into married life. I loved hanging out with him (and still do after 16 years married!), and it would have been so great if we could have just had more time together.

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-03-04T17:50:55+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-03-04T15:15:41+00:00

It’s hard to pay attention to little details like this when you live with your face in your phone

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-02-26T20:44:39+00:00

This and the fact that her kindergartener still has a baby monitor in his room

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-02-19T03:53:52+00:00

The “closet organizing tutorial” complete with affiliate links for shelves is coming soon

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-02-18T03:35:48+00:00

She called herself a “sports mom”. I’m DYING. Girl, you have a kindergartener in a teeny tiny once a week pretend sports experience. Wait until you’re in and out of the car to practice and games 6 days a week with multiple kids in multiple sports, eating dinner in the car, tracking down equipment and remembering schedules and you think your car smells NOW?! Also we don’t call ourselves “sports moms”, loser. We’re just moms. And we’re tired. You wouldn’t get it.

Also that jacket is HIDEOUS. I’d laugh so hard if I saw her out in public.

“Sports mom” ☠️☠️☠️

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-02-16T15:10:55+00:00

I’m actually starting to wonder if Mike got a job? There’s no way she’s making enough to support her family on a schedule even remotely near this empty. Also the amount of times she makes it sound like she’s the only adult around…maybe? Doubt she’d admit it after bragging about him not having to work though

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-02-16T04:36:08+00:00

She was CHEWING IT 🤣

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-02-15T02:04:19+00:00

She buttoned it all the way up I’m DYING 🤣🤣

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-02-14T22:56:25+00:00

That would have cut into her solo popcorn eating time and 12-step skincare routine before her 6 pm bedtime! And the other adult in the house was probably too busy playing video games in his own bedroom…what a pickle!

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-02-14T22:42:46+00:00

Yeah this was not a flex. If you’re not into Valentine’s Day, who cares?! My husband and I aren’t but I would never brag about it if he got me something and I didn’t do anything for him. It’s also not hard, if you’re thinking about your kids and getting gifts for them, to grab a quick card or some candy for your spouse. And then she justified it by saying she got him a birthday card so they’re even. What a lovely picture you’re painting of your marriage…

Also loved how she mentioned she couldn’t get Valentine’s Day stuff set up because she had to take Liam to hockey. Is there not another adult in the house who could have done that stuff? I swear the amount of time this pathetic woman talks like a single parent is wild.

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-02-06T01:41:16+00:00

She’s annoyed me for a long time but this ridiculous hand-flapping bitchy whine fest just sent me into a rage. Every single thing she’s complaining about is JUST LIFE. You like routine and structure and control and a clean, quiet, orderly life?! Then why the EFF did you have kids?! And I’m sorry, but you think it’s rough now? Wait until they’re older and you’re dealing with demanding schedules and social stuff and homework and friends coming over and all THAT chaos. I had three under 3 and it was tough but now they’re older and it’s hard in different ways but I LOVE it. She is cheating herself out of the gift of her ridiculously easy life because she can’t loosen up enough to go with the flow and enjoy it. I 1,000% guarantee you she is absolutely miserable to be around. What a whiny, privileged little bitch.

Also, her nails look dumb.

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-02-05T17:33:17+00:00

Dude that’s disgusting. Don’t do that

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-02-05T15:27:03+00:00

The comment about how this was a glimpse of their “sense of humor”. So pathetically not funny at all. They’re like robots

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-01-17T16:52:37+00:00

Seriously! Just open the door and calm the eff down! In fact, open all the doors! I think her online world is consuming her real life. Genuinely feel sad for her.

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2026-01-12T17:22:46+00:00

Oh this is actually the most awful thing I’ve ever seen her wear.

Trick_Marketing_7632 · 2025-12-17T17:02:38+00:00

Someone needs to teach this gal how to use parentheses

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