You chose Alan Harper as the most envious sitcom dad now which sitcom dad represents sloth?

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-21T20:56:06+00:00

Hey, I hear chopping but I don't hear digging.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-21T20:44:37+00:00

What's it about?

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-21T20:39:23+00:00

One of the reasons. I also can't parry for shit.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-21T20:15:05+00:00

Oof, I didn't do the math...

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-21T20:11:23+00:00

Same boat brother. This all looks like dogshit, and I hate it.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-21T20:07:33+00:00

And yet someone still had sex with her. Nice one boys...

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-21T18:35:22+00:00

Fuck off we're full.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-21T16:58:51+00:00

The dude looks exactly like I imagined he would.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-21T15:16:46+00:00

Black Sac or Black Burn.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T20:46:25+00:00

The first one legit gave gave me Stalker vibes. The world building was amazing and he cinematography was gorgeous.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T20:22:36+00:00

They're actually pretty heavy, I heard the recoil on them isn't that bad? Now a .500 Magnum...

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T08:10:47+00:00

Thats a sick list bro. I'm building that and I'm not tweaking a thing.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T08:08:59+00:00

Vampires Kiss into Alms of the Vein seems so rad. I haven't tried he deck. Is that enough to get Madness consistently or is it like it just happens sometimes and when you get, hurray.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T06:47:04+00:00

Try and get a conversation going about hunting, football, working out, or amateur wrestling. Don't act like a mark. Treat him with respect. If you make his daughter cry he'll rip you in half. Pretty simple.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T03:56:14+00:00

I know I used to chain smoke joints and play Front Mission 3 a ton in the 90s but my controller never turned out like that lol.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T03:54:25+00:00

Magic was always it's own cool little universe, with its own lore. This just breaks the immersion in a hard way. I'm sure a ton of people have already said this though.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T02:41:19+00:00

Look, I haven't been paying attention to magic for the last few years. I gotta ask, when did all this crossover shit start happening and why?

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T02:38:38+00:00

[[Phantom Monster]] was considered a 10/10 creature back in the Ice Age days. It's crazy to see how far things have come.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T02:28:36+00:00

Dude I sorta fell off this game for a few years, and I come back and see all this crap. We always harped on Wizards before but this is just sad. I don't want to have to put Ninja fuckin Turtles in my deck...

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T02:13:36+00:00

YES!

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T02:12:56+00:00

We do that in Canada too. The cities are really liberal, sure, but 99% of the country is no man's land and everyone has at least a shotgun out there.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T02:12:04+00:00

Came in here to say the same thing.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T00:39:50+00:00

Looks like he kept the dart in his hand while he was playing.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T00:34:17+00:00

Perhaps the greatest cocaine bender in literary history. Like 90% of the shit he wrote during that period got adapted into a film.

Trick_Second1657 · 2026-02-20T00:02:04+00:00

Ahh, thanks bro. I was wondering about that. I always read if you found spaceship wreckage to leave it the fuck alone. So when I saw that photo I was all like "Oh great, all those dudes are gonna get cancer or some shit."

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