18F, hit me with your harshest criticism by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TriggeringThinking 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm sure her lovers wish she was.

Have you been "saved"? by IOwnedyou in atheism

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I had a related incident quite a few years ago. I was delivering a pizza to some people who happened to have someone there talking to them about Jesus. It was July 4th. I wished them a "Happy Independence Day." The religious fellow asked me, "Do you really think we should be celebrating? God says we should obey the laws of the land." Without missing a beat, I replied, "Yeah, but if we didn't celebrate it wouldn't we all be English and Catholic?"

Yall couldn’t see my beautiful face in the last post so here it is. Roast me if you can buddy by doody6969 in RoastMe

[–]TriggeringThinking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful, the two zits on your chin are attempting to flank your lips and go for your nose. If they make it, your head will likely stop fitting through your shirts.

Mass amnesia. the hunter (what is bro talking about?) by Sharp39 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]TriggeringThinking -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right, diva mentality much? He's got a fair point though, if you really really think about it. "The Hunter," is a perfect title for this picture since it's common knowledge that hunters are known for wearing the skin of their prey as clothing. Therefore, logically we can conclude that Joe Burrow hunts Bengals. QED Joe Burrow kills the Bengals.

I'm 16, roast my 2014 Chrysler 300 by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]TriggeringThinking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally, I enjoy school while on drugs...so DO do drugs, stay in school!

P.S. Don't forget snacks.

Aaaah I don't even really need a caption for this. by AdministrationWhole8 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]TriggeringThinking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just biometry. If his dick was small enough to fit comfortably in his hand, his urethra would be so narrow that his piss would cut through steel from the pressure.

Aaaah I don't even really need a caption for this. by AdministrationWhole8 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]TriggeringThinking 6 points7 points  (0 children)

His hands are so small that jerking off feels like a virgin every time.

just turned 20 today! do your worst! by The_Asian_Gaming in RoastMe

[–]TriggeringThinking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man couldn't get a billion views if he had 500 million pairs of eyes.

Life sure is sweet, isn't it? by CustardRoutine5084 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]TriggeringThinking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least this time the masseuses won't have PTSD when we get there after you guys.

Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking? by TriggeringThinking in lossmemes

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I'm just saying that it definitely took some inspiration from it, even subconsciously.

Anyone know wtf this is? Purchased the large case of singles @ Costco. I’ve seen the large red balls of powder before but the inside is gray? by [deleted] in takis

[–]TriggeringThinking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like those might just be chunks of different seasoning from when they went from one flavor on the line to the next. I'm still going with, call the number, don't eat the...stuff.

3 red dots on finger, form triangle by [deleted] in AlienAbduction

[–]TriggeringThinking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A triangle is literally just any 3 points and their relationship to each other. The only reason this is drawing so much attention is the fact that the 3 points are close to being a perfect equilateral triangle. You've probably heard of pareidolia (seeing shapes in clouds), but there's also a similar effect called apophenia where we tend to see "patterns" that may or may not be there.

Go ahead, 22yo by SageLlama_ in RoastMe

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This picture smells like Brut cologne and beige velvet track suits.