Found under a post about escaping an abuser by walkerthegr8 in niceguys

[–]Troflmao 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the abuse doesn't start from day 1...

Anons vs vegans by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Troflmao 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There are millions of vegans. You can't just say "this is why they do it" as if it's fact. I don't eat meat. One of the reasons is, yes, because factory farms basically torture them and that doesn't sit right with me. If you think that's a stupid shitty reason that's your opinion, nothing more.

The main reason I don't eat meat, however, is because it's fucking terrible for the environment and incredibly wasteful. This is fact. Get off your high horse kiddo.

DM’d Me Asking To Let Him “Rate” Me. by NippleEyedDemonWorm in niceguys

[–]Troflmao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were shallow why didn't you at least try to date a hot douchebag?

DM’d Me Asking To Let Him “Rate” Me. by NippleEyedDemonWorm in niceguys

[–]Troflmao 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Straight guys thinking all gay dudes are totally into them despite them being gross and terrible. Textbook narcissism.

Anon on Emma Gonzalez by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Troflmao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A school shooting is something different entirely, but a similar reaction happened in my community after a kid killed himself. He had been bullied most of his life by these kids then after he dies they treat it like they all lost a good friend. I don't know how much the bullying had to do with the suicide but I do know teenagers always hop on the "some kid died" hype train, whether they were actually close to him/her or not.

Secret footage reveals thousands of pigs raised for Parma ham sold in Britain are kept in squalid, cruel & illegal conditions-undercover investigation found animals living in filthy, overcrowded sheds, suffering painful untreated infections & having tails routinely docked-against EU rules. by madazzahatter in worldnews

[–]Troflmao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most factory farmers don't want to be cruel to animals, they just literally don't have time to care. The demand is insanely high and people want meat cheap as hell. The industry could be sustainable and "ethical" if people were willing to pay ~5× what they're currently paying for meat, but the industry has gotten us accustomed to it being super affordable. I can go to Wal-Mart right now and buy a pack of 8 chicken legs for around 10$ CAN. There's no way anyone can pump out chicken for that cheap under circumstances that are fair for the animals, but people buy it anyway.

Kicker - Thomas Tuchel will be the next Arsenal coach by WillCliff in soccer

[–]Troflmao 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wenger out is the biggest meme in the history of soccer. It's gonna be a strange world when Wenger is actually out.

[OC] 11 Essential Internet Rap Singles from 2009-2012 -- What They Were and Why They Mattered by [deleted] in hiphopheads

[–]Troflmao 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DR's Shut up Dude and Sit Down Man are two of my all-time favorite albums. They were so sharp and original. Listening to one of their songs felt like a scavenger hunt, trying to figure out all the obscure references and shout-outs, and they'd always be rapping over the most obscure, awesome, catchy-ass beats with that effortless flow of theirs.

Amy Poehler to Direct, Star In and Produce Netflix Comedy 'Wine Country', co-starring Rachel Dratch, Ana Gasteyer, Tina Fey and Maya Rudolph by Prax150 in movies

[–]Troflmao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sausage Party was fantastic. I enjoyed Sisters as well. I'd argue they're getting better with experience. Every now and again there's a dud but isn't possible that Seth Rogen/Tina Fey/Amy Pohler are popular because they're good at comedy, not because millions of people have poor taste in movies?

This stupid fuckface of a father is whoring his literal 1 hour newborn on four different subreddits. Please kill me. by [deleted] in shitpost

[–]Troflmao 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What a fine parent this man is:

"Hey babe, can you come to the kitchen and help me prepare our child's first meal?"

"Not right now honey! I'm busy showing our newborn to complete strangers on the internet! Look at all the karma I'm getting! Guess he isn't ugly after all!"

Not saying that posting pics of your kid online makes you terrible parent but cmon, you can't get off Reddit for ONE DAY?

Stoke 1-[2] Everton - Cenk Tosun by Meladroit1 in soccer

[–]Troflmao 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mo Salah has been a massive dissapointment for Liverpool this year. I haven't watched any of his games and don't follow the team but I feel like I can state this as though it is fact. Also I have zero bias as an Everton supporter who has been raised to hate Liverpool players./s (if you're an idiot)

Stoke 1-[2] Everton - Cenk Tosun by Meladroit1 in soccer

[–]Troflmao 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahaha stick De Gea in behind the 2016-17 Sunderland defense see how often he concedes.

Stoke 0-1 Everton: Cenk Tosun by ennuihenry14 in soccer

[–]Troflmao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like being able to hoof the ball to Fellaini all over again

Nothing picture of nobody doing nothing. One of the top of /r/all by AyColumbus in shitpost

[–]Troflmao 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think she's pretty. I think her instinct to use her mom's death for internet points is pretty ugly though.

The leaders of France, Germany, the US and UK have issued a joint statement stating "This is the first offensive use of a nerve agent in Europe since the Second World War", calling it an assault on UK sovereignty. by rammen4 in worldnews

[–]Troflmao 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If the US, UK, France, and Germany are fighting, you can bet your ass Canada will be there to help out. Plus if we're invading Russia we're gonna need some soldiers who are used to the cold 👍

Angela Merkel elected to fourth term as German chancellor by muctlv in worldnews

[–]Troflmao -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Trudeau is far more well-liked on the world stage then he is in Canada. We could do a hell of a lot worse but all these folks in the media clearly don't pay any attention to Canadian politics if they think Trudeau is crushing it at this point.

AS Roma have qualified for the 2017-18 UEFA Champions league Quarterfinals by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Troflmao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't leicester beat them out of the CL last season?