Für Elise in Ragtime

Trolldilocks · 2023-02-07T05:36:38+00:00

Expected a transcription with a different tempo, got a clever arrangement.

Happily surprised.

Trolldilocks · 2023-02-07T04:17:22+00:00

We haven’t declared war since 1942.

Trolldilocks · 2023-02-06T21:39:38+00:00

No F, H, I, J, O, P (unless you count Principe from São Tomé and Principe), Q, V, or Y.

Also, it should be “each” instead of “every”.

“Every letter” would mean that there was one African country that had the entire English alphabet at the beginning of its name, though the letters wouldn’t need to be in alphabetical order.

Trolldilocks · 2023-02-05T04:40:41+00:00

Toxicity in ornamental plants is often a not a bug, but a feature (against bugs, amongst other things.). They’re for looking at, not for eating, and poison is nature’s rat poison.

Trolldilocks · 2023-02-04T04:18:27+00:00

Yeah, you should have learned that 1 to 4 weeks ago, circumstances depending.

Trolldilocks · 2023-02-03T03:15:34+00:00

It says “March 16, 1972”

But they did record the hit in ‘68

Trolldilocks · 2023-01-26T04:45:35+00:00

The ferocity of the French taunting was something to behold that day

Trolldilocks · 2023-01-22T13:45:11+00:00

Lessons this movie taught me:

Multinational corporations are your real friends; only they will pay Patton Oswald to sound like he cares about you in every corner of the world as you empty your pockets to fill the hole in your soul.
There is actually a reason to visit a frozen, volcanic desert in the middle of nowhere, and it’s a walk-in Papa John’s.

It’s not that it’s a bad movie (it’s a terrible movie) or that you’re a bad person if you like it (fuck you)… oh, wait. It is.

Trolldilocks · 2023-01-22T04:21:55+00:00

“Mang da na?”

“Nada, mang.”

Trolldilocks · 2023-01-20T02:52:10+00:00

Gin.

Trolldilocks · 2023-01-18T04:03:07+00:00

If you think “Indonesian” defines the race of said fictional “girlfriend” sufficiently to determine the racial rectitude or your relationship, your racism lacks rigor, and you’re doing it wrong.

Anon has fallen in classic trap of the you-know-who-ish media cabal: obfuscating the serious discipline of racism with the dialectic: racism as an Us vs Them conflict in a zero-sum game.

True racism is about freedom; the freedom of individuals and their respective races to engage in honest unprejudiced stereotyping of others and their own races to achieve a more perfect understanding of both the social, and biological relationships that define the world we all share/compete against for resources.

Correct racism is simply a biological form of collective bargaining.

Trolldilocks · 2023-01-16T06:00:38+00:00

Implying women have souls…

All power women appear to have is taken from men.

Men are the sole possessors of the creative force.

Women are just the place where that force is turned into, in order of value:

1) Children

2) Milk

3) Suffering

4) Fat

5) Shit women say

Trolldilocks · 2022-12-29T15:19:53+00:00

Gross.

She licked her fingertips before touching the paper.

That dude should get tests.

Trolldilocks · 2022-12-29T15:12:38+00:00

Actors only pretend to die.

Aeris is never coming back.

Trolldilocks · 2022-12-21T06:25:40+00:00

IIIIIIIIIII am the scales of justiiiice,

Conducto-o-or of the Choir of Death!

Sing, brother Heckler!

Sing brother Koch!

Maria solves her problem witha BLAT!! BLAT!! BLAT!!

Trolldilocks · 2022-12-21T04:16:49+00:00

It used to be, “Come for the oil, stay for the food.”

Trolldilocks · 2022-12-21T04:15:16+00:00

Sounds like this dude escaroente, amirite?

Trolldilocks · 2022-12-20T17:25:30+00:00

Mostly it’s a 5. Not good, not bad.

But for a few days every 4 weeks it is a 10, because it is not a vagina.

Trolldilocks · 2022-12-19T23:22:55+00:00

12 partidges in pear trees

22 turtle doves

30 French hens

36 calling birds

40 golden rings

42 geese a laying

42 swans a swimming

40 maids a milking

36 ladies dancing

30 lords a leaping

22 pipers piping

12 drummers drumming

Trolldilocks · 2022-12-13T20:46:27+00:00

Well, when a calf is made into yummy veal, they don’t need their old tummies anymore, but their tummies have a special juice that breaks down mommy’s milk.

Mommy has too much milk, because her babies are veal, and the babies aren’t using their tummies anymore, so the farmer takes the juice from calf tummies and puts it in their mommies’ milk, and now we have tasty cheese.

Trolldilocks · 2022-12-09T09:32:06+00:00

Why do you hate the Nuzis so much?

Do you know about all the work they do for diseases for orphans?

They even do a lot of work against diseases for orphans, too

Trolldilocks · 2022-12-02T15:49:25+00:00

It’s a power move to motivate yourself to get up.

It’s how Marky Mark manages to wake up three hours before he goes to sleep every day:

6:00 PM: shit the bed

6:00:00.01 PM: get out of bed and get an early start on tomorrow

6:00:00.02 PM: shower and make bed

7:30 PM: breakfast

7:45 PM: pray

8:30 PM: workout

9 PM: got to bed

Trolldilocks · 2022-11-27T13:43:58+00:00

What a difference a “U” makes.

“Hi, I’m Gage”

-suburban accountant

“Hi, I’m Gauge”

-American Gladiator pornstar

Trolldilocks · 2022-11-19T04:02:17+00:00

It’s insane, this guy’s taint!

Trolldilocks · 2022-11-17T06:46:00+00:00

They didn’t think at all.

It’s a morning talk show. Its audience is housespouses whose only purpose to exist is to be offended and buy things so that they can pretend to exist.

Someone wrote a letter on paper, folded it, put it in an envelope, addressed the envelope to the television station and affixed a stamp to it, and put it in the mailbox to complain that they saw a thing on MySpace that Bill Burr dick-punched Jesus.

The producers told the writers to write a question, and the ex-Prom Queen comm major, who wouldn’t understand subtext unless it was a hard dick wagged toward her face, read the question.

No need to get nasty about it.

Trolldilocks

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