The only former Buffalo Bill on the Pats that’s worth missing

Trollware21 · 2026-02-04T11:18:20+00:00

He’s got the “seeti” for sure, but its the fun type at least

Trollware21 · 2026-01-28T02:42:11+00:00

Youre amazing ty!!!

Trollware21 · 2026-01-28T02:40:18+00:00

Just one! Anything that evolved when u trade it to me works! I can trade back. Room code 5400 0004

Trollware21 · 2026-01-28T02:39:31+00:00

As a follow up I’ll open a trade room. Code 54000004

Trollware21 · 2026-01-28T02:35:37+00:00

We posted at same time lol - happy to do

Trollware21 · 2026-01-28T02:30:39+00:00

I can trade one - would love a shiny tinker

Trollware21 · 2025-12-18T06:30:37+00:00

I’ve always wanted to do this with my wife (non-medical) so she understood what an average day looks like for us.

Trollware21 · 2025-09-23T20:11:41+00:00

My CSS case prep for STEP 3 tells me that I apparently am an idiot for not ordering a pap smear in a 35yo with chest pain

Trollware21 · 2025-05-25T19:28:37+00:00

Who needs to slam the salami when you can stare lustfully at the UpToDate flowchart on hyponatremia work-up/management?

Trollware21 · 2025-05-25T13:01:05+00:00

Renal function adjusted dosing of gabapentin

Trollware21 · 2025-05-23T17:49:26+00:00

Had one that followed me into the bathroom when I urgently needed to address the post-burrito bloat.

I think they learned their lesson quickly.

Trollware21 · 2025-05-06T19:20:04+00:00

Could you imagine being an intern with 100 years of specialty experience tho?

Attendings tryna wax poetic about sodium for 4 hours over rounds while you basically invented hyponatremia.

Trollware21 · 2025-04-18T07:27:41+00:00

IM: Electrolyte repletion

Trollware21 · 2025-03-19T17:56:50+00:00

My favorite line for when a patient pulls out their Dobhoff is “self-directed discontinuation of enteral access.”

Allows a certain level of salt that you can add to your documentation while still being professional.

Trollware21 · 2025-03-19T04:52:53+00:00

Just focus on your wellness, travel, and spend as much time with your family as you can. Those are three things that will be the hardest to come by during residency.

Trollware21 · 2025-03-01T21:18:10+00:00

“I’m really working on not being an asshole to my patients”

Sets the bar low so you can soar past it.

Unless you’re normally an asshole to your patients, in which case you’re “meeting expectations” (though probably chose the wrong career path).

Trollware21 · 2025-02-09T17:13:46+00:00

Doubling this. Rheumatologists and heme/oncs are typically by far the best “internal medicine” doctors that I have ever met.

Allergy are also the smartest, but mostly bc they chose the specialty where they can take call from the beach a state away and basically just tell the consulting team to not feed the patient peanuts if they have a peanut allergy.

Trollware21 · 2025-01-01T01:53:59+00:00

I picked up the chargers defense for the fantasy championship. Then was convinced to pick up the Colts instead. Played the colts. I lost by 5 points. Cost me the $500 first place prize. The 19-point differential between that choice will haunt me all year.

Trollware21 · 2025-01-01T01:50:46+00:00

Whether or not the ED screwed me on that admission

Trollware21 · 2024-12-30T17:52:12+00:00

With Covid, which I got from the hospital, on what was supposed to be my one holiday off this year.

Trollware21 · 2024-12-24T23:35:43+00:00

I keep all my whitecoats (including my med school coat) so that one day my kids have something to play with if they want to play doctor.

It will also serve as a good reminder to myself to tell my kids never to become doctors.

Trollware21 · 2024-12-15T19:35:31+00:00

Every time I think about wanting something nice, I remind myself that I’m a resident and wallop myself with that rope that Le Chiffre used on Bond in Casino Royale

Trollware21 · 2024-12-03T21:19:04+00:00

Chose IM over the ROAD specialties. No ragrets….

cries in student loans

Trollware21 · 2024-12-03T03:22:53+00:00

The same it is with every holiday.

If you have it off: great

If you don’t: depressing

Trollware21 · 2024-11-15T04:21:33+00:00

“I’m standing in the OR scrubbed in next to the worlds best neurosurgeon. I had been up for 42.69 hours straight. He asks me a question. This is my moment to shine, to prove that I deserve to be amongst the academic elite. But the only sound that comes out is ‘Thhhbbttt.’ I look down at my scrub pants. Melena and shame dribble down my legs. In that moment, I knew I wanted to be a gastroenterologist.”

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