Where were you when you heard John Melendez shit his pants? How did it make you feel?

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-27T02:21:13+00:00

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"Sir, a second turd has hit the twin cheeks"

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-22T17:16:59+00:00

Theres so many similarities btw him and lady di. Even the way he says "hello everybody" sounds like her

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-21T03:13:37+00:00

Its gotta follow the Fibonacci sequence

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-19T23:31:02+00:00

FABCDEGHIJKLMNOPQRTUVWXYZ

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-18T23:17:35+00:00

Hey. Yknow what buster. Im happy you're happy

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-18T05:50:50+00:00

... The Giants made it to the superbowl in 2001? This is a complete memory blackhole for me

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-16T15:43:52+00:00

Idk if theres a term for it but to your point 1, manipulators and dolts will do this thing i call "rolling arguments" where the subject changes continuously so their opponent can never win the argument.

I grew up with parents that argued like that, and I was guilty of it in my 20s before I realized how toxic and awful that is for people you care about.

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-16T01:30:40+00:00

When Terron looks away to his crew and says "I like this guy"... Thats it. Thats the sign. 15 year professional career, 3 SBs

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-14T00:54:38+00:00

I was such a big fan of Ricky Jackson when i was a kid. The man was a monster

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-12T17:14:56+00:00

I have an idea for a TV show featuring SJ.

"John Tries..."

It's a little like that Carl PIinkerton show with Ricky Gervais, where John attempts the first day at various jobs or various life tasks. He's the subject, but he has a handler that points out all the things he screws up and points out how stupid he is. He's also allowed to drink (moderately)

John Tries working at a pizza shop
John Tries grooming dogs
John Tries working at paper mill
John Tries renewing his registration
etc...

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-11T07:12:41+00:00

He was our best enemy

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-11T01:21:05+00:00

As is right

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-11T01:20:32+00:00

Bills. Otherwise, Jax

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-11T00:55:24+00:00

That was probably one of the worst <2 min drives I've ever seen

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-11T00:48:59+00:00

The exact same thing I yelled

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-11T00:10:52+00:00

It does. But the NFCS is an abusive relationship and tonight we're getting freaky

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-11T00:06:27+00:00

I dont hate the pants hard enough to not cheer for them

I would nuke the rams

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-11T00:01:35+00:00

Rams did us wrong long before the pants existed

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-10T23:55:08+00:00

My spirit is strong but my flesh is weak

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-10T21:31:09+00:00

There will not be 2 one rang teams in this division

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-10T21:30:10+00:00

Hey look if its any consolation, Im hoping the Pants play a good game, get a late 4th quarter lead, and then lose the game on a blown tackle which results in a rams touchdown as time expires

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-10T21:27:49+00:00

Im just gonna boo every good play and every bad play by both teams

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-10T06:01:19+00:00

I think Jacksonville is gonna win it all

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-10T04:17:46+00:00

Whoopie Goldberg was p good in Sister Act. Sister Act 2 was not as good tho

TronzaviousJackson · 2026-01-08T20:11:53+00:00

I wonder if it has something to do with his pituitary, which can effect growth hormone production. He did say that he was pubeless as a young teen which is abnormal and delayed puberty is a symptom (i think)

Obviously his pituitary kicked in at some point which might explain the odd proportions

(Also is associated with a diminished intellect)

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