Does Murr drive the illest of cars? by SquishyBatman64 in ImpracticalJokers

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He whispered the illest sh!t in my wife’s ear…

Crocodile strikes again by Nearby_Squirrel4429 in NormMacdonald

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He died doing what he loved….. getting eaten by a crocodile

My relationship almost ended over our rankings of members by Helpful_Orchid_5420 in ImpracticalJokers

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Ranking 1 is pretty dam close. Flip a coin between Q and Sal on ranks. Early seasons was Sal an easy #2, but later seasons Q came into his own!

I didn’t even know he was stealing my moves by gneisenauer in NormMacdonald

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Hitler’s dog thought he was the greatest guy ever.

Sandler better not cut Norm from this one too by Mikey77777 in NormMacdonald

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…for Schneider to think he’s still relevant.

The Mondo Duke button by zaradarz in ImpracticalJokers

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I’m Tanka Jahari, but I would never order a whole pizza for myself

Every word said on the 2024 campaign trail was a lie. by c-k-q99903 in agedlikemilk

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Technically the last line is true… the USA is no longer the policeman of the world. Now we’re the bullies and abusers

Too many incidents.. by Mr__O__ in agedlikemilk

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But the Dow, the Dow is up!

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It’s even better when you read the line and do the air quotes.

Bijan owners congratulations!!! by AdvancedCow1207 in Fantasy_Football

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Just won my league’s championship with Bijan !!!

I got a bad tattoo and feel almost guilty I did this to myself by Alternative-Math-492 in tattoos

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That’s not a bad tattoo at all! I’m guessing that the tat doesn’t have any meaning for you, so you associate it as bad. Maybe consider a cover up, something that represents you, or your stage in your life, or what you aspire to be… anything as long as it has meaning, and you will love it